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"S-sir... can you spare a coin? If I could just buy one more Faerie Charm I'd... Oh, it's you." "What's that supposed to mean?!" "Here to mock me again over my downfall? I know you miss DFG as much as I do." "Uhm... Actually... nnn... I uhm... I wanted to... nrgh... apologize... for... ugh...making fun of you after the... incident." gasp "Very funny... You're... wait, you're serious?" "Yes... but this is NOT empathy! I have just been shown what it feels like to have a nerf after your core item is removed and mana regen gets destroyed. I'm speaking as a mage, towards a mage, not as Veigar towards Syndra! I still despise you for once outshining me in my only role!" "Haven't people started playing you as a support nowadays?" "No! Shut up! I am a terrible support! I hate the carry too much to protect him!" "Tristana disagreed..." "And you believe her?! She's been acting weird recently, I think that yordle might be an impostor... But it doesn't matter now! All I came here to do was... nhergh... apologize. You can now go back to your begging for a... faerie charm? You know that hardly matters nowadays, right?" "Do you have any suggestion asides from a passive that makes my mana costs almost as big as Poppy's?" "What the...? How dare you! I come all this way to show some mercy for the first time in my life, and you dare to question my power?! I hope they never buff you OR give you a legendary skin!" "How harsh is the nerf?" "W-what?" "You look angrier than usual. How hard will they hit you?" "That's... that's none of your concern!" "Come on... don't be so short-tempered..." "Why you...!" "Sorry, bad choice of words." "I'm done with you!" "Uhm... Veigar, before you go..." "What?" "Do you think that... that we might become popular one day?" "How am I supposed to know?! Ask Yasuo and Zed if they feel like getting their mobile butts out of our lane!" "But do you still have hope?" sigh Yes... sheds a