Just an FYI no one is going to play Malzahar after the next patch goes live

A Bad Nasus·12/5/2017, 4:15:26 PM·139 votes·5,990 views

But in the end I suppose it will be better. One day the balance team will openly admit the rework was a failure, scrap his entire kit and retcon him to some homo-erotic vampire pillar man gone darkin.

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warpenguin55512/5/2017, 4:24:59 PM57 votes

Class updates man. Seriously who thought that giving him a spell shield and making a ton of his power go to his voidlings was a good way to make him interactive?

I'm waiting on his VGU so I can play him and be more than an ult bot

Incognonymous12/5/2017, 4:21:50 PM22 votes

Bring back AD Malz.

Malicious Metal12/5/2017, 5:27:14 PM15 votes

I'd play the hell out of that kind of champion.

Crungus Bungus12/6/2017, 1:05:37 AM12 votes

homo-erotic vampire pillar man

https://i.imgur.com/oYwcH9O.png?noredirect

Sun Wu Ryuumoku12/5/2017, 5:07:22 PM9 votes

Thanks God !!!

But Malz dosn't need a revert, he need another rework. change his cancerous ult.

Titanium7012/5/2017, 9:27:30 PM8 votes

Thing about Malz - no matter how low they put his numbers - R will always win games.

Built to Tylt12/5/2017, 4:16:49 PM8 votes

That last fragment got you an upvote.

Malz is my main squeeze right now. Y U DO DIS!?

Lunar Lunacy12/5/2017, 11:36:24 PM7 votes

Did you look at his Mid winrate for most of last season? Even his top lane winrate? Did you guys watch Worlds? Did you happen to notice Malzahar used by SSG in almost EVERY GAME versus LZ and SKT? Why wasn't he banned? Presumably because those top teams THOUGHT they had good strategies to counter him. But those counterstrategies failed, why? Probably because Malz could just flash+R and AUTOMATICALLY GET A PICK.

Crown also used Lissandra one game I believe. Pretty much the same thing, but her damage was more balanced.

GrReaper9612/5/2017, 6:24:04 PM7 votes

Didnt they just reduce his ult damage? (not that this was ever his problem)

Ionian Vulpix12/5/2017, 7:03:53 PM6 votes

I'd say something witty, but I'm busy trying to clear my wave without getting AIDS against him.

General Esdeath 12/6/2017, 2:35:25 AM5 votes

[{quoted}](name=Everlasting Tilt,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=AR3HtKIx,comment-id=,timestamp=2017-12-05T16:15:26.688+0000)

retcon him to some homo-erotic vampire pillar man

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?

Catastrop12/5/2017, 7:03:50 PM5 votes

[{quoted}](name=Everlasting Tilt,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=AR3HtKIx,comment-id=,timestamp=2017-12-05T16:15:26.688+0000)

scrap his entire kit and retcon him to some homo-erotic vampire pillar man gone darkin.

I'd pay good money to see actually.

Dream High12/5/2017, 11:00:31 PM5 votes

Good ridence.

The Bardic Gay12/5/2017, 5:57:15 PM4 votes

[{quoted}](name=Everlasting Tilt,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=AR3HtKIx,comment-id=,timestamp=2017-12-05T16:15:26.688+0000)

But in the end I suppose it will be better. One day the balance team will openly admit the rework was a failure, scrap his entire kit and **retcon him to some homo-erotic vampire pillar man gone darkin. **

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0bFc3n2kQs Sounds like an improvement.

ReySolomon12/5/2017, 6:44:18 PM4 votes

I would still play malzahar because he has a silence and ult can stop a yi/yas/udyr/ww/volibear/assassin j4/katarina/zed/talon and so on.

NvestmentPlanker12/6/2017, 1:56:38 AM4 votes

Good.

I Avian12/6/2017, 2:37:31 PM3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Everlasting Tilt,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=AR3HtKIx,comment-id=,timestamp=2017-12-05T16:15:26.688+0000)

But in the end I suppose it will be better. One day the balance team will openly admit the rework was a failure, scrap his entire kit and retcon him to some homo-erotic vampire pillar man gone darkin.

To be continued... cue Roundabout

Swarovsko12/5/2017, 9:31:34 PM3 votes

some homo-erotic vampire pillar man gone darkin.

Tbh I'm into it

Hexs Fortune12/6/2017, 1:56:28 AM1 votes

Malz mains will enjoy their champ and the fotm bandwagon will move on to something else.