The quality of games dips so hard on weekends

I agree. My own games are terrible so I am probably one of those people you get on your team you hate. I drink beer etc and have fun. Do I try? Heck ya! Do I play worse then I do sober? Sadly yes.

I'd say early mornings and fridays are the worst times to play

huuuge skill gap for the morning players (they suck)

Saturday and Sunday is usually when the noobs are tired of losing and play another game. :P