Reminder that we use to not have these chests and keys

Irelia Bot··197 votes·5,718 views

Back in my day you wanted a skin you had to use RP to buy it.

Just shut up about how you haven't gotten a key piece in a week already, no one cares. You are lucky to even have a chance at free skins now.

EDIT: yes, pepperidge farms remembers

125 Comments

Josheheh52 votes

reminder that these keys and chests were created just to tilt annie bot

Lady Hammerlock9 votes

{quoted}

reminder that these keys and chests were created just to tilt annie bot

so true

Old Man Teeto1 votes

Didn't he open like 300 chests and still needs 3 rare gems?

Shadow Gilgamesh29 votes

"Hey you fucks, don't talk about how a new system could be better, we used to not have it at all"

Good argument OP

Llanite21 votes

Hey you fucks, stop complaining about the free sample sushi being small. People have to pay for it.

MVDuneCats7 votes

oh, btw, the sample sushi is locked inside pretty bento boxes. You'll get keys to unlock the bento boxes... eventually.

It's taking too long for the free keys to arrive? That's ok, you can buy keys to enjoy your free sushi.

IcyPepper9 votes

Free sushi that you can enjoy forever, rather than disappear in five seconds.

Jesus, we get to keep these skins, you know. So what if we have to earn them? Saying that we shouldn't have to earn the things that we generally have to pay for is, well, sounding like some of us feel entitled to it all.

What's next? We can hit gold or plat without needing to play ranked? Do rewards mean nothing nowadays?

MVDuneCats5 votes

So are you saying hextech rewards are earned, or are you saying that they're free? Those are two opposing viewpoints.

And where did hitting gold and plat come from in this comparison? You can't buy your way into gold or plat using RP. You can however buy chests or keys with RP.

Your thoughts are all over the place. It's like you're just ranting, or arguing just for the sake of arguing.

IcyPepper4 votes

sighs

Hextech stuff is earned.

It's like answering a quiz question at a booth to get food, rather than a free sushi sample you get with no effort.

There, I think that's a better way to put it. It's a way to get things you would usually pay money for just by playing the game, without necessarily having it handed out either.

MVDuneCats1 votes

I don't think the issue that people have is that they have to earn keys. The problem is that it's unclear how much work it takes to earn them. Lets go back to the sushi analogy.

You answer a quiz question at the booth, and get rewarded with a shiny, locked bento box with the promise of some sample sushi inside. You also get told that you'll get a key to open the bento box over the course of the meal for doing what you were already planning on doing: eating your dinner.

The first key arrives pretty quickly. You eagerly open it up to find some enticing sushi that you would like to try. BUT WAIT! You can't eat that piece of sushi just yet. You have to open up 3 more bento boxes, and trade in all 4 sushi samples if you want to enjoy one of them. Or you can choose to open up 2 more bento boxes, and trade in just 3 sushi samples for some other random sushi sample. Hopefully you don't get one that you're allergic to.

You're pretty good at the whole quiz game, so you start getting bento boxes lined up on your table. The keys are now coming slowly, but not nearly often enough to keep up with the bento boxes. You're not nearly as excited about the prospects of the sample sushi, especially now that you've learned that the sample of Banzai Kamikaze Samurai Roll is the most expensive sushi on the menu, so it'll actually take you 8 bento boxes worth of samples to trade in so you can enjoy that Banzai Kamikaze Samurai Roll.

You take a look at the 3 unopened bento boxes on the table that you're still waiting on keys for, and think about the other 3 you'll still need to get and how those will also need keys. That's when you notice that you can buy bento boxes and keys for a quarter each.

All of a sudden, it doesn't feel so free any more. It also doesn't feel like you're earning the keys, since they just seem to come out randomly. Maybe you should just buy some keys and bento boxes. After all, they're pretty cheap. In the end, it's like you're buying that Banzai Kamikaze Samurai Roll at a discount.

At least you got a Banzai Kamikaze Samurai Roll. The guy at the next table got an Asparagus Roll from his bento box. He said he hates asparagus. He didn't even bother answering any more quiz questions after that.

IcyPepper2 votes

So transparency on how it works alongside curbing the whole exponential rate of decrease.

Honestly I don't see why they just don't make it like the FWotD IP bonus, and make a flat cap on what you can earn.

Like, you can earn one key fragment a day (I know that sounds a bit slow) and a chest per week. Put in some pseudo-RNG so you will earn a chest at least once every seven days or something.

Obviously they can't make it too easy (being a business and all), but I guess the problem lies with more how it feels rather than people actually getting the stuff or not. More transparency and "fair" mechanics trumps some decaying RNG is what I'm hearing.

KillerKell6 votes

The first one is Free.

The rest are earned.

Llanite2 votes

Hey come to get your magical bento boxes, every month we let you open it 3 times for free sushi.

BTW the box is also free.

Where I come from, when they ran out of boxes, people go home and come back the next day, not protesting in front of the restaurant and annoy other patrons.

Also keep in mind the restaurant retains the right to stop giving out new boxes, stop old boxes from opening and kick you out of the premises.

Photos of Ghosts23 votes

Meanwhile, I haven't gotten anything in weeks (chests, keys) because I'm a serial loser and I'm unsynced with my friends :D

RoodToob1 votes

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Photos of Ghosts5 votes

wuttie?

RoodToob4 votes

Nah I'm just poorly making a joke, i just don't think your a loser

Velzard of Koz2 votes

So you disagree he hasn't got any chest and think you have more info on that matter? O_o ,,No boy, you certainly got some chests, I disagree with you."

RoodToob5 votes

Nah I'm just awful at making jokes, deleting comment is probably best idea, I was tired so it was poorly constructed and rude at best, I'm sorry

Velzard of Koz3 votes

I feel you bro. My only chest was free coz of Fiora Normal Blind Midlane. Now I have one key but no chest because I am baaaaad plus play mostly ARAM. Then you hear about people getting chests whenever they can and feel like potato I am.

:D But If you are better than me, then go Normal (somehow broken matchmaking, aways against less experienced players so far) Blind (less counterpick potential) Midlane (usually not so broken squieshies unless you are against ranged controlled or Zed) with someone broken who can go Tank+Damage (like Fiora) and carry the rest of the team. You should be moving around A+ several games then hit at least S- (I had like three A+ games then S- with Fiora Midlane Juggernaut build). And that goes for free chest. I am not sure what Elo is required for such ease and whether there are any more such broken champions, but If you can master others (Jax, Irelia, Xin, Zed) in similar fashion (some of them wont work in mid) then you an get several free chests.

BTW than one chest of mine had Debonair Ezreal. Just low-priced fashion skin for champion I didn't even own :D But tis was completely free so no complaints

Denimist2 votes

Maybe this weekend you can earn some in poror king mode? Its really similar to aram and it can give you chest so you should use this weekend :3

Ego Sum Redemit13 votes

this. so much this.

ungrateful kids.

+1

Supreme Senpai691 votes

Lol, I've seen some ungrateful adults too.

Just no ungrateful old people. Apparently not many of those play League ;-;

Troll for Trump3 votes

"Back in my day, Akali was OP"

Kinkou Order12 votes

3 people cannot accept the fact that they are lucky to get a chance at free skins.

Classic.

Poorly Dressed7 votes

I only play ARAM and thank god i can finally get some mastery points and chests playing the Poro King. I'm so gonna turn in that Road Warrior Miss Fortune Skin :D Rito thanks.

General Esdeath 6 votes

Back in my day you had to unlock a champion with IP you worked for. Now you can RENT the champ for 7 days for free, back in my day you waited for free week to see if you liked them or not.

Lowvyr6 votes

Welcome to the Age of Entitlement.

Vistha Kai6 votes

I just won a car in a lottery.

Engine not included.

Darkslayer852 votes

That is how it feels to get a chest with no key.

YumaS2Astral5 votes

The only problem I have with this hextech system is how it keeps giving you champion shards even when you already have all the champions (and blue essence is useless on that situation since it can only be used to buy champions)

ManBearPig9162 votes

I just disenchanted each champion shard I got this month (I own like 3/4 of all of them). When I DO get a single champion shard for somebody I don't own, I'm surely always going to have enough essence to permanently unlock him.

It's called diminishing returns, and it's expected in a system like this.

Jonheath2914 votes

Kinda sucks when you open 6 chests and get nothing but champion shards when you own all the champions :/

mikemcparty1 votes

You know that you can reroll them? right...

Sorry. I can't read. I'm an idiot.

Awkward Couch3 votes
Hahahahyena4 votes

old caveman voice "back in day me had to use club to kill mammoth while not dying to saber tooth"

Randomonium4 votes

I think why most people are complaining is that the system is a great idea that is horribly executed. I'm grateful that I can get some rewards but I'm pissed that this system that was originally supposed to reward people for good behavior and reduce toxicity has instead turned into another cash grab scheme with key drop rates being so low you can never open all the chests you earn.

Only Play Darius3 votes

Eventually they're going to start making skins that can only be found through Hextech boxes.

The Ecdysiast4 votes

They already have... but it takes 1000000 chests to get.

Awkward Couch6 votes

{quoted}

They already have... but it takes 1000000 chests to get.

Hey, RedMercy only needed to spend $500 to get the hextech Annie skin.

0cqznb9RM02 votes

I get 2-3 complete keys a week. Stop crying kids, just play more.

silentash9415 votes

Some people aren't kids, some people have jobs, and bills to pay, and can't sit at home all day under mommy and daddy's roof and play games in the basement... Not saying you do... but really look at the way you put that ^

Llanite1 votes

Who should in turn purchase what they need and support the economy, not demanding more free stuff.

silentash941 votes

What do you mean by "need"? I don't NEED anything %%%%%, nor and I "demanding" anything.

Llanite1 votes

Then you have no business here. Save the time for your jobs, bills and kids.

silentash941 votes

%%%%% WHAT!? LOL your response doesn't even make sense to what i said you dipshit when you learn how to read get back to me.

MVDuneCats15 votes

Considering Riot said that the number of key fragments that can drop has a max and is tuned to match the number of chests that can drop, this sounds like either exaggeration or an outright lie.

Old Man Teeto2 votes

^ I play fairly regularly, I see spikes in key drop rate each time a new box is unlocked. Still have 2 boxes and no key fragments atm, but in a few months I'll be earning a box and then that week earning the keys to open it.

KoKoboto2 votes

I can compare this situation to 1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th place. The 2nd place guy is pissed they didn't get 1st, the 3rd is happy that they managed to place top 3. Right now I feel everyone is 2nd place and that when you add new features into a game they shouldn't be so damn frustrating like its just irritating. Only able to open one chest a month feels pretty frekaing bad.

Zarkkast4 votes

I've already opened 6 free chests.

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