That's it Riot, I Officially Quit

Prospector Pete··227 votes·8,977 views

"Master Yi's Dance speed now scales with movement speed."

What were you thinking about when you thought about this? Well clearly you weren't, because you just buffed an already strong champion! That's it Riot, I'm done. I can't stand this balance team any longer.

86 Comments

TotalJerk26 votes

Oh my fucking god...

Does this stack with the dance speed boost of Sona's ult?

ShinobisDemon8 votes

{quoted}

Oh my fucking god...

Does this stack with the dance speed boost of Sona's ult?

I think so, haven't tried it. :o

Squidblimp7 votes

Ult in base with homeguards, and you will see.

Y2RawYang2 votes

If he gains Dance Speed, will DJ Sona play even crazier house beats? OMG we're doomed. We've been served.

TeemoJenkins21 votes

Next ... they'll make it so Nautilus can't swim as far when he has armor on in game... just terrible.

Masked Lunatic32 votes

He'll just sink into the floor and play anchor

BetaDude4020 votes

Riot, what the actual fuck???

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID, RIOT!?!?

IS KONAMI RUNNING THE BALANCE TEAM!?!?

No, fuck it. I'm going to go play Superman 64 Online, fuck this game. I don't even care about the millions of dollars I spent on every Teemo skin that exists, I'm fucking done.

ZGM Dazzling2 votes

lmfao konami

Zyorhist1 votes

I think he meant koi nami

Hoodwink1 votes

it's a reference to how broken and stupid yu-gi-oh has become, he meant to say konami

Zyorhist1 votes

I got that but Koi Nami is league's reference to Konami.

BakedLotion13 votes

Gg how do u beat this amount of dancing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aexflmcund0

iamthegoatofwar2 votes

on a more serious note i feel bad for any adcs who are on the receiving end of this tactic you just showed to league boards...however that was ridiculous lol

Arcade Andrew1 votes

wouldve upvoted but you decided to have shitty music added onto it

BakedLotion1 votes

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wouldve upvoted but you decided to have shitty music added onto it

Not my video

Brascus9 votes

IKR time to delete the servers

Boxpencil4 votes

Rito pls,

now they'll make garen's dance slower the more armor he has.

rip ;-;

Cardmant3 votes

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5000000000000000136 votes

How is this not a buff? This is a massive increase to his DPS (dance per second).

Boxpencil12 votes

Brilliant.

Troll for Trump5 votes

The BM is real

Malicious Fury3 votes

What did he say? He deleted his comment. :-/

Jari13 votes

Do you not know how much this just boosted him? Now I can dance and you can see me dance before I 100-0 you. That's insane! What's next? Can he dance while meditating? If so we're all doomed by the League of Yi's!

Jefftiffy3 votes

I think Yi needs to be able to moon walk up and kill people for style points. Maybe it will breed a new Yi. The one that has style and rips your face off.

SH Azykan3 votes

And then you realize he did get kinda a buff (Sated and double strike now decrease Q's cooldown; like they should have, but didn't for whatever reason) q_q

BluePolarizer3 votes

The new Yi 100-0 combo:

ctrl+3, ctrl+6, R, E, run at enemy dodging CCs, Q to dodge point and click, AA, W for AA reset, AA again, Q, AA, get reset on R, then ctrl+3 for the fast speed dance.

BetaDude407 votes

As a now-Challenjour Master Yi "main", this combo made me climb from Bronze 5 to challenjour so fast that I got banned for having too much dance.

Solari Fortune3 votes

Imagine the team comp, Sivir Lulu Zil Janna Nami, and then have a Sona ult him, He'll dance a hole into the rift forever scarring it

Byakuya Kuchiki1 votes

umm wheres Yi in that comp?

Solari Fortune1 votes

{quoted}

umm wheres Yi in that comp?

With all the speed up champs, sometimes just put 2 and 2 together

iamthegoatofwar1 votes

...either i missed the joke or you don't understand that you put 5 which leaves no room for yi.

Variousnumber2 votes

Thats the Hexakill Dream team. I think.

1011001110001 votes

No one noticed that he said "Have Sona ult them"

ENemy Sona

4 Allies

???

Sleepıng Forest1 votes

Sivir Lulu Zil Janna Nami

4 Allies

??????

Davy Crockett1 votes

Just an FYI... when Sona ults, she causes the other team to dance. Sona's ult does not affect allies. I think you mean her E... which speeds people up.

Solari Fortune1 votes

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Just an FYI... when Sona ults, she causes the other team to dance. Sona's ult does not affect allies. I think you mean her E... which speeds people up.

Which is why she is on the other team, so she can ult Yi

Davy Crockett1 votes

And since when is a Sona with a speed buff aura beneficial to Yi if she's on the enemy team?

Terchio2 votes

Point was to force him to dance, not speed boost.

Davy Crockett1 votes

Point is that Yi should be on sona's team instead of the opposite team?

Morsigil3 votes

On 7.14.11, Winter365 complained about the dance that did not scale. Nevar forget.

p6TXQXYfJB2 votes

How come only master yi has the dance speed stat, how come no other champions can use the dance speed stat???

OmegaMilton2 votes

From now on, when Yi activates Highlander, MC Hammers song "Can't Touch This" plays. If Yi can get 5 kills during the time his ult is active, Yi says "STOP: Wuju time." followed by both teams having to watch the entirety of the "Can't Touch This" music video, with Master Yi replacing MC Hammer thanks to cutting edge RITO CGI. If anyone on any team AltTabs out of the client, the match is counted as a loss for both teams.

Do it rito.

fantastic dud1 votes

the BM yi build is comingitem 3006 item 3117 item 3009 item 3158 item 3111 item 3047 item 3020

Variousnumber2 votes

Boots Master Yi? My god!

N30NP4NDA2 votes

That's...seven....items... uhh....

Vhalthoria1 votes

The Graves cigar jokes aren't no longer funny at all unfortunately.

JC DarkOmen1 votes

This community still laughs about dat Ashe, I don't think Grave's cigar jokes are going anywhere

JC DarkOmen1 votes

his item 1304>summoner 12 >R>item 3142>item 3706 summoner 11>Dance combo is just too much to handle, especially in the middle of a teamfight when you have so much to focus on

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