PSA on asistance pings

Can you please stop pinging to ask for assistance in the worst scenarios? If you are under the enemy turret, don't expect a gank. If you have no minions to assist in pushing lanes, don't push lane. If you are not winning trades, stop trading! Focus on farm!

Fun fact: Your jungler ALSO needs to farm, difference between you and him is that he has to A) Get to it as opposed to your income blindly marching into you. B) I actually have to fight for my money, and even then I get a fraction of what you get. I need dem items too.

Also, if your jungler is on the bottom side jungle when you ping and immediately start bitching because your jungler doesn't have a 5 seocnd cooldown teleport exclusively for your highness, you should learn to play the game better. We have shit to do, if you are complaining that you don't have immediate assistance, then no, it's not the jungler's fault you died. It's you for not knowing how to play the game and not understanding that you DON'T have to kill your opponent everytime he shows up.