Anybody else worrying about the diver update?

Butchered... Has buffs coming, though. Still wasn't the greatest idea to ignore literally ALL feedback... Oh, they always do that. Nevermind. Already got sejuani'd. Pls don't Aatrox her. Most likely get his ultimates base damage butchered and have %110 AP scaling. (That might actually be funny) Probably going to remove his slow and movement speed boost. Because why not. Probably just be the female version of the "updated" Skarner. RIP Will only have 4 second time table to revive, with an extreme decay rate. Can transform at will, but also just for 4 seconds and you have to stack the rage bar by spamming all of your abilities. Tacked on huge decay rate. Bodyslam no longer a CC and the hitbox is lowered. The ability to E flash also removed for counterplay reasons. Ultimate now takes 2 seconds to detonate. Bandage toss range halved and no longer stuns. R range lowered by 300 units. ... I'm not exactly sure if anybody wouldn't be happy if he got gutted. As you were Riot. No longer praises the sun.

This is obviously satire. I'm still pretty freaking worried now. Not going to lie.