that person that blames EVERYONE but themselves for losing lane.

because we all know :

• it's the junglers responsibility to win the lane for you.

• wards are for scrubs

• going in 1v5 can result in a penta so it's always worth going in like an idiot

• 36 cs at 15 minutes is a good cs rate

-the game is about killing shit, fuck cs, fuck towers, fuck dragons. thats for scrubs. just like call of duty, the team with most kills wins, right?

• it's a solo based game. who needs teamwork when you can carry, right? besides, i don't know any of these people irl, fuck them .
• you always have to win in this game, losing is not an option, if you have a bad kda you should afk. be sure to rage hardcore too and blame everyone for your fuck ups before you quit.

-dont bother learning other roles/champions. if you dont get the role/champion you want, be sure to troll til they QQ all night.

• why be courteous when you can be a rude asshole online? besides, if you hurt their feelings maybe they shouldn't be online. pussies....

-if you are winning, make sure you turn your "/ALL" chat on, so you can talk shit to the other team. if you are losing turn it off.

-always group, always group. just create a clutster fuck and attack enemy nexus with epic fail tower dives.

-never listen to team mates, they're fucking scrubs. even if they are giving you good advice, disregard. you know better than them, ok?

-make sure you throw away the game by doing baron when enemy is full health, and everyone is up.

-always be sure to enjoy a good game of league of legends 20 minutes before going to your family dinner, work, school, etc. because we all love those guys who "got to go" 20 minutes after the game starts. we all know a game shouldn't last more than 15 minutes, if it does your team is full of noobs and you should immediately afk.

-be sure to abuse the report option after the game. if an asshole gives you constructive criticism and you get your feelings hurt, fuck that faggot and try to get him muted. who the fuck he thinks he is? after all, the pros got the pro levels by listening to NO ONE.

-if you lose and you are raging and crying, make sure you add the faggot who carried, and as soon as he accepts in game message him with nothing but bad words, and tell that mutherfucker to get cancer and hope he gets raped by aids dick. not only will this make you feel better about yourself and boost your self esteem, but IT WILL IMPROVE YOU KDA. after you sent your message immediately delete him from your friend list and get rewarded with the best feeling in life, the feeling of accomplishment.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS TO BE TAKEN AS A JOKE, AND SARCASM FOR ENTERTAINMENT OF THE READER. IT'S NOT TO BE TAKING SERIOUS, THESE ARE JUST SOME EXAMPLES OF THE BAD APPLES THAT PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS. IM NOT SAYING EVERY PERSON IS LIKE THIS, BUT THEY ARE A FEW TOXIC GAMERS OUT THERE. THIS POST IS TO MAKE FUN OF THOSE GAMERS, AND HOPEFULLY THEY READ THIS AND IMPROVE THEIR MANNERS ONLINE.