Who is playing ranked for fun anymore?

Why do people play ranked at all? Solo queue is obviously a monster pain in the ass and premade 5's have more fun in normals. Are people acting like this is their fucking job or something? An icon, or some shit stained border? A damned half-assed skin? Is that what this is about? How much time have you wasted being pissed at some fucking 6 year old ass sniffer ruining a online video game for fuck's sake? It's a fucking game.

Have fun.

Not having fun? The video game has stopped doing it's job.

"but my mad skills bro, I'm so good at this game!" Can it, you fucking bastard. The only person that cares, is you. Therefore, you should be saturated with joy by that sole fact if you are willing to suffer for it for years.

YEARS

Don't you fuck with me. You know EXACTLY how many seasons you've been here. Makes you better at the game right?

So much fun.

Are you having fun?

No?

How about some normals? A lot less toxic? Oh hey, though, you have some friends in Skype call? No? Oh, that's cool. We can match you with some 6 year olds from our own supply. The good ol' no chat, feed n' leave is a popular favorite Couple good guys of course, but you will always be fighting the Bot Vayne who's swiggin' glue like it's the fucking cure for polio

After 500 games, you'll start to get an inkling feeling. "How much fun I'm having is directly connected to who my teammates are." "And I can almost always count on Shit Gobbler Joe to piss on my parade." "I have to not make a single mistake, or else I'll have no excuse to not get dumpstered by the 1000th Zed I've seen today."

"I want to have fun but the situation won't allow it?"

A last resort.

Alternate game modes.

Dominion? More bots than a fucking car assembly line.

Same thing with 3v3's

ARAM community gets more toxic day by day and games are always won by the team with a fucking bullshit comp against like, 5 melee tanks.

Scrounge friends to play premade 5's? Guess what? If you have the slightest shred of fun or mess around for a millisecond, YOUR ASS WILL BE SHREDDED FASTER THAN A SQUIRREL IN A WOODCHIPPER BY A TEAM PLAYING LIKE THEY'LL DIE IF THEY LOSE AND WILL MAKE YOU WELL AWARE OF HOW MUCH YOU SHOULD HATE HOURSELF.

Let's have some fun, eh?

Remember what it's like to play non-multiplayer or cooperative fames?

That's how you have fun playing a video game.

Remember how magical video games were at first? Remember how they could engulf you with amazement? Remember engrossed with the game as a whole and how you were mystified to your very core with an art?.

Think, try to remember it all

The immersion.

The emotions.

...brings a tear to my eye.

Is the fucking eye socket gouging grind of League giving that to you?

This needs to stop. It's an utter bastardization of everything videogames stand for. If Riot wants to keep this GOD-DAMNED shit up, they should get no sleep while they know what they're doing. No game should have so many loyal players and then rip their piss stained rug out from underneath them and act like everything's fine. This game isn't fun anymore, I'm sick of being Riot's fucking numbers experiment. Getting "everything to win the same."

Give me a break.

Produce a game Riot, and maybe I will play it. That is my current state of gameplay.