So long and thanks for all the bullshit, Riot.

Inari Fox Orrion··14 votes·4,145 views
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"One person cannot win you the game, but they can lose it for you." - Faker

I'm so done. I'm so fucking done. I'm tired of all of this consistent bullshit. Kai'Sa be like "Oh, lets push Top during a teamfight and use all of my gold from kills on minions!" Kat be like "Oh well he won't gank my lane so I'm going to feed, CY@" and I'm just tearing my hair out because WHAT THE HELL, RIOT?

Here's the thing, Riot: I came to this game after I had played and finished Dark Souls because I thought it'd also be one of those games where I can improve, see myself doing cooler shit as I improve, and see myself actually rank up from a lowly Iron/Bronze to a Gold. HELL fucking nah; I'm greeted with matches I don't influence even if I have the most damage, the most KP%, the most wards plopped the fuck down, the highest vision score, deep wards EVERYWHERE and mushrooms in key spots to avoid ganks and collapses. You treat me like I'm as good when I started as I am now, which is nonsense.

I don't need to post anything more. This is some fucking B.S and I'm legitimately done. I'm either giving my account away to the first person who asks, or I'm changing my email to a temporary address and my password to a string of random characters. I can't be assed to put effort into a game if this is the sort of bullshit, this sort of match that's so bad, so frustrating it's insulting to my own personal skill that I've been working to train up but apparently in the grand scheme of things means fucking nothing.

I guess I expected more from a 'competitive game'... like, maybe actual competitivity instead of something faux and fake-feeling like this is. All of my wins, absolute stomps. All of my losses, absolute stomps. I have had the rare balanced game or two without an AFK or feeder of some kind, but they're too rare to be something to look forward to. It's too bad, too; I liked this game in S5 and 6, but ever since S7's midway I've felt less... desire to play. I guess it reaches a climax now and I'm done, forever? That's fine.

37 Comments

RiotBazerka13 votes

All the best friend, sorry your experience was rough :(. Hope to see you back in the future <3

Mavëríck3 votes

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All the best friend, sorry your experience was rough :(. Hope to see you back in the future <3

lol... just... lol...

Quáx1 votes

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All the best friend, sorry your experience was rough :(. Hope to see you back in the future <3

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

KobeBryant12 votes

remember the episode of southpark in which they interacted with the cable company ? -employee rubs nipples i see your problem here, let me ask my manager -manager rubs nipples oh, poor you.

Sydney261 votes

fix they fucking game / balancing / matchmaking before hoping to see someone again ... trash game since season 6

Irelicant1 votes

{quoted}

All the best friend, sorry your experience was rough :(. Hope to see you back in the future <3

Sorry our matchmaking is terrible and we don't look at player reports to punish the real people that hurt this game; hope you're addicted enough to our game to come back and give us more money.

Reixis2 votes

That's not the right tune for these lyrics.

NemeBro6 votes

[{quoted}](name=Kitsuné Orrion,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=7jrmXRP6,comment-id=,timestamp=2019-04-17T00:09:11.650+0000)

"One person cannot win you the game, but they can lose it for you." - Faker

I'm so done. I'm so fucking done. I'm tired of all of this consistent bullshit. Kai'Sa be like "Oh, lets push Top during a teamfight and use all of my gold from kills on minions!" Kat be like "Oh well he won't gank my lane so I'm going to feed, CY@" and I'm just tearing my hair out because WHAT THE HELL, RIOT?

Here's the thing, Riot: I came to this game after I had played and finished Dark Souls because I thought it'd also be one of those games where I can improve, see myself doing cooler shit as I improve, and see myself actually rank up from a lowly Iron/Bronze to a Gold. HELL fucking nah; I'm greeted with matches I don't influence even if I have the most damage, the most KP%, the most wards plopped the fuck down, the highest vision score, deep wards EVERYWHERE and mushrooms in key spots to avoid ganks and collapses. You treat me like I'm as good when I started as I am now, which is nonsense.

I don't need to post anything more. This is some fucking B.S and I'm legitimately done. I'm either giving my account away to the first person who asks, or I'm changing my email to a temporary address and my password to a string of random characters. I can't be assed to put effort into a game if this is the sort of bullshit, this sort of match that's so bad, so frustrating it's insulting to my own personal skill that I've been working to train up but apparently in the grand scheme of things means fucking nothing.

You fed like an animal.

"But muh damage on a champion who is consistently in the top five highest damage champions on average in the game!" lol.

Fact: that Yasuo on the enemy team played better than you, and he deserved to win more than you. Don't like it? Play better.

Also, buddy:

https://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/3022167738/236190930?tab=stats

Ekko and Olaf did more damage than you. Ekko had the same KP, Olaf had higher.

You were at best middle of the pack in your team's performance, and like I said the Yasuo on the enemy team did substantially better than anyone on either team.

Deal with it.

Oh, and you played a shitty meme support like Teemo. =(

Inari Fox Orrion2 votes

and he was one player vs. the three who did well on our team.

Oh, and again... you seem to be missing this part, but Katarina was the one who intentionally fed him. She even admitted to it in team chat. Our team in general did better than theirs, and they still won because one player on our team fed theirs. Hopefully you notice that a majority of my deaths come after Yasuo was already fed and started to target me, but you probably won't. Your bias is too strong because you think mine is. Can't argue, because you're surely always right.

BigHatTurtle 6 votes

Looks like a normal sliver game to me.

Mavëríck3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Kitsuné Orrion,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=7jrmXRP6,comment-id=,timestamp=2019-04-17T00:09:11.650+0000)

"One person cannot win you the game, but they can lose it for you." - Faker

I'm so done. I'm so fucking done. I'm tired of all of this consistent bullshit. Kai'Sa be like "Oh, lets push Top during a teamfight and use all of my gold from kills on minions!" Kat be like "Oh well he won't gank my lane so I'm going to feed, CY@" and I'm just tearing my hair out because WHAT THE HELL, RIOT?

Here's the thing, Riot: I came to this game after I had played and finished Dark Souls because I thought it'd also be one of those games where I can improve, see myself doing cooler shit as I improve, and see myself actually rank up from a lowly Iron/Bronze to a Gold. _HELL fucking nah; I'm greeted with matches I don't influence even if I have the most damage, the most KP%, the most wards plopped the fuck down, the highest vision score, deep wards EVERYWHERE and mushrooms in key spots to avoid ganks and collapses, despite working my fucking hardest to become better.

I don't need to post anything more. This is some fucking B.S and I'm legitimately done. I'm either giving my account away to the first person who asks, or I'm changing my email to a temporary address and my password to a string of random characters. I can't be assed to put effort into a game if this is the sort of bullshit, this sort of match that's so bad, so frustrating it's insulting to my own personal skill that I've been working to train up but apparently in the grand scheme of things means fucking nothing.

[{quoted}](name=Kitsuné Orrion,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=7jrmXRP6,comment-id=,timestamp=2019-04-17T00:09:11.650+0000)

"One person cannot win you the game, but they can lose it for you." - Faker

I'm so done. I'm so fucking done. I'm tired of all of this consistent bullshit. Kai'Sa be like "Oh, lets push Top during a teamfight and use all of my gold from kills on minions!" Kat be like "Oh well he won't gank my lane so I'm going to feed, CY@" and I'm just tearing my hair out because WHAT THE HELL, RIOT?

Here's the thing, Riot: I came to this game after I had played and finished Dark Souls because I thought it'd also be one of those games where I can improve, see myself doing cooler shit as I improve, and see myself actually rank up from a lowly Iron/Bronze to a Gold. _HELL fucking nah; I'm greeted with matches I don't influence even if I have the most damage, the most KP%, the most wards plopped the fuck down, the highest vision score, deep wards EVERYWHERE and mushrooms in key spots to avoid ganks and collapses, despite working my fucking hardest to become better.

I don't need to post anything more. This is some fucking B.S and I'm legitimately done. I'm either giving my account away to the first person who asks, or I'm changing my email to a temporary address and my password to a string of random characters. I can't be assed to put effort into a game if this is the sort of bullshit, this sort of match that's so bad, so frustrating it's insulting to my own personal skill that I've been working to train up but apparently in the grand scheme of things means fucking nothing.

40 minute game with fairly even objectives and scores... what's the problem here exactly? You guys were clearly matched up well skill wise, one of the rare cases, so your loss seems like you just dropped the ball in that last fight you needed to win.

Inari Fox Orrion3 votes

Check again :/ The individual scores matter more than the objective scores when deciding if someone belongs in Bronze/Silver or not, if you aren't the jungler (who was pretty great, to be honest.) Notice how a majority of the damage was dealt by me, and a majority of the wards placed by me, and a majority of the pushing done by me, and a majority of the CC on my hands. Olaf was pretty good too, but even then... how are you supposed to carry a Katarina who legitimately intentionally feeds kills to the enemy team? If she feeds it to Yasuo, the answer is 'You can't.'

Also, a great player and 4 shitty ones vs. 5 average/good ones is not fair matchmaking because champions like Yasuo exist.

ZephyrDrake2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Kitsuné Orrion,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=7jrmXRP6,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2019-04-17T00:18:41.781+0000)

Check again :/ The individual scores matter more than the objective scores when deciding if someone belongs in Bronze/Silver or not. Notice how a majority of the damage was dealt by me, and a majority of the wards placed by me, and a majority of the pushing done by me, and a majority of the CC on my hands. Olaf was pretty good too, but even then...

Also, a great player and 4 shitty ones vs. 5 average/good ones is not fair matchmaking because champions like Yasuo exist.

And you are one of the shitty players? You seem very salty for no reason. The game look very even, nobody in your team was doing poorly. You want to leave? Great! Nobody is stopping you and quite frankly nobody will care about someone who throws a tantrum for losing an even game. Maybe if your team had an actual support instead of teemo you would have been able to do something about the main threat in the enemy team

Inari Fox Orrion2 votes

and you're entirely clueless to the context of a Teemo vs. a majority of AA-reliant, kite-weak opponents!

My team did better than theirs, fact. Mine should have won. If Yasuo and his team were better than mine, then I'd be alright with that... but he carried four shitty players to victory because, and only because, Katarina had fed him numerous kills early-on -- kills he converted into a lead by killing her more and more, and eventually vaporizing the entire team in singular Q's.

There is no 'strategy' to 'kill the weakest link', and that goes double if she intentionally feeds him 5 kills before 7 minutes. She did. SHE SAID SO. The reason? She was salty about not getting ganks, even when the jungler got: dragons, herald and more dragons. "Not my problem if we lose" was what she said to Olaf after he started to ask her why she was feeding the enemy hyper-carry.

ZephyrDrake1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Kitsuné Orrion,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=7jrmXRP6,comment-id=0001000000000000,timestamp=2019-04-17T00:29:14.356+0000)

and you're entirely clueless to the context of a Teemo vs. a majority of AA-reliant, kite-weak opponents!

My team did better than theirs, fact. Mine should have won. If Yasuo and his team were better than mine, then I'd be alright with that... but he carried four shitty players to victory because, and only because, Katarina had fed him numerous kills early-on -- kills he converted into a lead by killing her more and more, and eventually vaporizing the entire team in singular Q's.

There is no 'strategy' to 'kill the weakest link', and that goes double if she intentionally feeds him 5 kills before 7 minutes. She did. SHE SAID SO. The reason? She was salty about not getting ganks, even when the jungler got: dragons, herald and more dragons. "Not my problem if we lose" was what she said to Olaf after he started to ask her why she was feeding the enemy hyper-carry.

All I see is someone crying because they lost a game. Goodbye nobody cares if you leave. You want to know something? Pick a tank support support like Alistar or Braum and watch as you do the exact same thing teemo could but better since you aren't gimping your team the longer the game goes. Hell an actual enchanter would have been massive since you could have healed/shielded your team while providing some amount of CC. Which is more than a teemo that has to hope to god that he doesn't blow up and that the rest of the enemy doesn't steamroll your team while you pitifully wait for your Q to comeback

KobeBryant12 votes

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All I see is someone crying because they lost a game. Goodbye nobody cares if you leave. You want to know something? Pick a tank support support like Alistar or Braum and watch as you do the exact same thing teemo could but better since you aren't gimping your team the longer the game goes. Hell an actual enchanter would have been massive since you could have healed/shielded your team while providing some amount of CC. Which is more than a teemo that has to hope to god that he doesn't blow up and that the rest of the enemy doesn't steamroll your team while you pitifully wait for your Q to comeback

Nah pal, you just ran out of arguments and you stand your ground by being an ignorant prick.

Eleshakai2 votes

So wait, you're calling the quote you put at the start of the post wrong then?

One person won the game for the enemy team. That's what you're saying, right?

Arsinik1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Kitsuné Orrion,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=7jrmXRP6,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2019-04-17T00:18:41.781+0000)

Check again :/ The individual scores matter more than the objective scores when deciding if someone belongs in Bronze/Silver or not, if you aren't the jungler (who was pretty great, to be honest.) Notice how a majority of the damage was dealt by me, and a majority of the wards placed by me, and a majority of the pushing done by me, and a majority of the CC on my hands. Olaf was pretty good too, but even then... how are you supposed to carry a Katarina who legitimately intentionally feeds kills to the enemy team? If she feeds it to Yasuo, the answer is 'You can't.'

Also, a great player and 4 shitty ones vs. 5 average/good ones is not fair matchmaking because champions like Yasuo exist.

If you want to talk about individual scores then maybe you should think about the fact that you played teemo. Who i shouldn't have to remind you counters literally most of that enemy team if you were as good as you say then yasuo should not have been that fed and udyr should have been literally non existent.

Inari Fox Orrion1 votes

Something that would've mattered if not for the fact that, thanks to Kat feeding Yasuo, Yasuo was able to one-shot me regardless of how much armor or health I built. No-one else was a problem. Just Yasuo because the Mid willingly fed him kills.

Jamaree2 votes

So long, best of luck on wherever you go from here.

Inari Fox Orrion1 votes

Thank you. You, as a good person, need some luck as well. Good luck :)

Alüe2 votes

Try outward or sekiro if you're looking for another game :p

ll3lackbeard2 votes

I have a friend that could use an account for ranked if you are giving it away.

I Like Teemo1 votes

a teemo build that isnt cut and paste item 3115 item 3151 item 3135 this guy is a mad lad

LegacyDAP1 votes

No offense, but that Faker quote doesn't mean anything unless you're Challenger.

KobeBryant12 votes

yes offense, you didn't play more than 5 games a day for like a week and got your game shat on by 1/2 inters on average 2 games a day. Inting makes you lose.

LegacyDAP1 votes

One person can't win you the game is a load of shit in anything below mid-high Diamond.

Everyone can lose games in low elo if your team mates are bad enough or inting, but it's not like the guy can't climb because of his team mates.

KobeBryant11 votes

i see this dumb argument occurring over and over, people giving it seem to not have any extensive experience with the game in lower elos at all. Losing streak downspirals exist and are a huge impediment to climbing for players that might be better than the elo they're in. You assume that "HUR DURR if a player is Good HUR DURR he can climb HURR DUURRRR i've seen people carry the shit out of low elo over and over HURR DURR" - Well let me tell you that a player can be better than the division he's stuck in by losing streaks made by a row of inting teammates but not be good enough ( in your ignorant philosophy 2 div. ahead - like a diamond playing in gold ) to carry the shit out of his inting and unfair matched teams.

Colte1 votes

not dodging a katarina mid OMEGALUL

0 Hogapu1 votes

Whats wrong with this game ?

in your team, you have Kat and Kai Sa who did no damage

in their team, you have Udyr and Veigar who did no damage

like this was a common 3v3 in silver ELO, what else

Quáx1 votes

Ok so how exactly can Riot fix what happens in game. If you report them they'll get punished I'm sure yes(if they were toxic) but it's not like they can control what happens in the game and what ppl say in the game. They can punish it though.

KobeBryant12 votes

They don't get punished nearly enough and the punishment system is a joke in which riot refuses to put any work.

afmghost1 votes

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Ok so how exactly can Riot fix what happens in game. If you report them they'll get punished I'm sure yes(if they were toxic) but it's not like they can control what happens in the game and what ppl say in the game. They can punish it though.

Can =/= won't. I lost rank due to two leavers because of one failed gank. I contacted support and was told to go fuck myself. I also sent reports against those players and have not been notified that they did anything, so I'm convinced those two players are still at large. Essentially, Riot would prefer two leavers over someone who plays to win. That's what they have shown me.

Eleshakai1 votes

If you're not enjoying the game, move on. That's absolutely the correct decision. Best wishes to you in the future.

That all being said, I will say that in any competitive team game, you will find cases where there was nothing you could've personally done to win the game. That's the nature of a team environment. Sometimes your contribution is simply not enough to outvalue the enemy team's contribution. This has been the case in League from the open beta when I started playing, and will continue to be the case forever.

luzz1 votes

Need some popcorn, this drama is getting good.....

Advo1 votes

and mushrooms in key spots... this is when i stopped reading and just started laughing

Illabethe1 votes

Looks liked a clown fiesta and you were one of the biggest clowns.....

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