Why do yordles get the absurd mechanics?

Glîtchy·8/28/2019, 2:56:29 AM·2 votes·1,324 views

Seriously,

Ziggs gets to obliterate towers easily,

Teemo gets a spammable blind that also chunks you

Heimer has his missiles when enhanced by his ult

Tristana has a refundable escape

Rumble has his flamethrower

and Veigar is well......Veigar

And Fizz (yordle apparently) has his dodge

What’s the deal here?

15 Comments

MrFawknSunshine8/28/2019, 3:05:01 AM3 votes

cuz the are little?

ExtraDouchy8/28/2019, 3:13:41 AM2 votes

You forgot poppy

Ralanr8/28/2019, 3:23:34 AM2 votes

Yas ain't a yordle bro.

iiGazeii8/28/2019, 3:31:18 AM2 votes

Because Yordles are supposed to be whimsical, magical creatures that break the rules. By their nature, they're a little ridiculous and over-the-top.

ZephyrDrake8/28/2019, 4:17:38 AM2 votes

You are really desperate if this is what you think an "absurd mechanic" is.

EATARI8/28/2019, 4:59:24 AM2 votes

Those dang old absurd mechanics ruining my garden, why, back in my days it was just good ol’ humans and gods, no funny business. Now get off my lawn ya darn varments! Kled

Magi Mayvin8/28/2019, 5:06:53 AM2 votes

''tristana has a refundable escape''Khazix

ChrisBrownze8/28/2019, 5:16:35 AM2 votes

DAMN really hate those "absurd" heimers running around in my games firing "absurd" rockets. Oh wait. Cant rememeber the last time I saw a heimer outside of norms/aram....

Ventira8/28/2019, 6:15:52 AM2 votes

Meanwhile, Qiyana.

Meep Man8/28/2019, 7:34:13 AM2 votes

Surprised you talked about Heimer's missile and not his no duration turrets if we're talking about what makes them unique.