Is Satan working at riot games?

Yes, works at riot

Waste of a board. lols in chat?

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Has he got survelillance on matchmaking specifically during promos? has he got strings attached to our games?

Of course he is! My Lord Satan is everywhere! xD

Fun fact, if you don't believe in him, he doesn't exist.

Only exists. And he's so much more.

Pretty positive that I lost my last promos due to my inefficient goats.

Why doesn't it just match people in promos with other people in promos from the same league? And people about to be demoted with other people about to be demoted from the same league? Seems like it would be a lot more fair. They all have the same risk of failure, dropping another division and falling.

Likely in you, not outside of you

Yup, I once broke in Riotgames with my elf friend... Satan works for them. Trust me on this one. He was a cool dude.

He doesn't exist, and even if he does, he has better things to do.

After climbing with a new account, I know that your team MMR in promos are usually skewed to make you lose. I assumed it was Riot's way of making you prove yourself for the next rank.

No, God run Riot Games.

And they saw you not giving enough to the society, like helping and homeless in the soup kitchen or helping the old man or old lay to cross the streets, and a severe lack of prayer from you, so they forbid you from winning promos because you're not worthy.