how to become the tankiest motherfucker in the game

Get fucked.

sigh Again someone expecting to tank 5 people for 30 years cause they are full tank.

Actually if you get CC'd down with a build like that, you won't live very long due to not having a whole lot of HP. Also implies you're ranged if you're using DD+PD combo (that or you're Aatrox). Entirely dependent on you AA'ing to save your life. Sejuani at the moment can just laugh at that build. But I'd be damned if I said that the build isn't cancer.

unless it's maokai unless you took ignite

lifesteal, burst negator+lifesteal, actual armor+revival, damage reduction, shield+lifesteal, actual hp

+ranged advantage, often with atleast one dash

No joke, as the last two items, if building tank, it's more efficient for a champion like to build and

Than it is for him to invest in more resistances or maximum health, due to diminishing returns and % max HP damage.

And then somebody in the enemy team finally decides to get grievous wounds.

Bronze players in a nutshell, this guy actually belives this lmao.

Now eat any random cc in a team fight and see if you can live past that in team fight.

Galio is immortal right now with huge base damages, but hey tanks cant 1v5 for 2 minutes straight they are SO WEAK OMG.