how to heimer in style

step 1: go to blind pick and instalock . this way you know you will have and you don't have to wait for a team builder game. doesn't matter what lane. if you are a nice guy you can just not say a word in champ select and fill whatever position is left.

step 2: 0/30/0 masteries. take everything but that worthless 50 HP shield that does nothing outside of giving free information to your opponent.

step 3: buy 2 and 3 . you will probably never use the but it makes you feel invincible

step 3 : AA your enemies until they aggro you, lay down turrets when they over-commit. its ok if you get bursted to 1/4 health bc ull be full health in no time due to heimers insane health regen (x2+). if you dont die like a noob, the second they start to retreat to minion aggro you'll have won the trade.

step 4: sell your s and fill all your slots with s. once you have 6, start upgrading them to s, once you have 6 of those, buy and another for your new slot

usually the game ends by the time you get here, but just in case you reach and decide its time to buy something else, you can get a and later a