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If you are losing lane...

ModAttysu The Poro··3 votes·502 views

Don't expect us to come and be your savior.

If you're a Talon, and you fed Katarina 15 kills in 10 goddamn minutes, we gonna pretend you're like a far off forbidden ocean. "NEVER SEEN NEVER SAVED." We're not gonna try and be friggin Santorin and come save you, no, we aren't gonna give her a double to steamroll more. No, we aren't going to try and hold lane when bot is going even and we can easily get them snowballing with a gank. No, we aren't giving up dragon so we can come save your sorry ass.

-Sincerely, a Mid/Support main who occasionally plays JG and is tired of this.

6 Comments

Nomnomsquirrel2 votes

You seem to forget... it's always the jungler's fault. Trundle

ModAttysu The Poro1 votes

Touche

Eedat2 votes

be me

be Jungling

my mid laner blows flash and dies before I finish my third camp

midlaner goes back to lane and tries to trade when they're level 2 and the enemy is level 4

midlaner is almost dead but doesn't go back

enemy jungler sees a Lux mid with no HP and no flash

enemy jungler ganks and kills my Lux

midlaner refuses to play safe and farm under tower

pushes her lane out without flash and wards

enemy jungler proceeds to collect his free kills a few more times

"GG our jungler sucks. The enemy jungler has been mid 4 times already and our jungler is doing Raptors. /all Report this jungler unskilled" -Lux

Remember, it's always the jungler's fault

ModAttysu The Poro1 votes

Eerrrrh I totally agree. Everything is always the Junglers fault and it's so annoying! It's YOUR fault for being an idiot Lux. :/

ScriptBrand1 votes

k well don't be mad when katarina carries the game regardless of those other lanes you gave your precious attention to

ModAttysu The Poro3 votes

If she's already fed don't feed her more. >_>

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