based on your match history you don't even play aram, you only play ranked...you have 275 aram wins, you barely played aram... just wanted to point that out for start cuz i bet other aramers are seeing this too
also
5 minute queues? what? WHAT? since when? you mean max 56 seconds queues right? we're talking about aram right?
i've been playing aram for years, have over 5k games, i get matched with people who have 10 wins and others who have 3k wins and queues are rarely more than a minute, there is no true MMR, were all just thrown into the same pot, picked at random and pitted against eachother (this is obvious when you see one team has a combined 10k aram wins and the other team has a combined 1100 aram wins)
the lack of penalty on dodgers is the only thing i can truly agree with as dodgers are overly annoying but also you're forgetting, these dodgers are people you really don't want on your team anyways so good riddance to them, glad they aren't on my team and ill be back in champ select in 30 seconds
as for aram only accounts, although yes aram should be truly random we all have the knowledge that its not and the ability to make our own aram accounts w/o punishment so this leaves you 2 options :
1 - man up and beat down down on those b*tches who are too scared to play any random champ and therefore arent as good of players as you are since you've learned how to play every champ
or
2 - make your own aram account with the champs you want only and be on equal footing with the others
but at the end of the day every true aram player knows whats up - riot doesn't care about aram and aramers, the dodgers aren't penalized ( that wont change ) and we're playing to have fun.
i'm not putting aram down when i point out it doesn't have ranked but it IS a fact that aram does NOT have ranked and it IS just a game, it is no more or less important than any other game ever it's just a game and the fact that it doesn't have ranked is in itself a beautiful thing, theres virtually no reason to spaz on one another (though as gamers we will still get frustrated from time to time and yes, we will spaz, but people spaz at linear single player games also so nothings new )
so let's just be appreciative that aram queue is in fact a thing and we don't hafta sit in customs forever to get an aram game where people can still just have aram accounts anyways
also let's agree to NOT ask riot for anything when it comes to aram, i mean, look at their last aram changes;
- ghost at start + boosted income encouraging people to wait on gold or run in and give up early kills because they can get back to lane quickly anyways and have "free boots now" as the common shout for "worth" when we all know its not
- removed dorans items which were useful and replaced them with trap items (please don't buy these items, guardians horn is the only one that makes any sort of sense and you should still skip it to rush your first real item quicker)
as an aramer i say just play and have fun, do your best to be part of the solution and not the problem as thats really the best you can ask for.
also go play more aram :)
there are better things to complain about on the subject than aram only accounts, you'll see [slayer-jinx-catface]
(btw, although i prob seem toxic to you atm i have upvoted your thread and many of your comments and i just wanted to give my 2cents after years of playing aram to a player with so few games played. i hope you open riots eyes to see that there could be a larger aram audience by simply making aram A truly Random Allocated Matchup)