I was playing Klepto Ezreal and I was about to die against a Jhin, but then my Q stole a 
. My inventory was full so it was consumed and gave me 150 health so I survived Jhin's 4th shot and then I killed him.
Honestly felt like I cheated.
Plz don't ban me Riot
Disembark59 votesI was Vayne at 150 health againt Cait at 400 health. We both only had IE and I crit and she didn't. I lived she died.
RNG is pretty gay.
THE RlVER KlNG76 voteswasn't aware the whole Royal Never Give Up team came out recently; good for them
can't tell what that's got to do with vayne critting a caitlyn though
marpatt1113 votes[{quoted}](name=THE RlVER KlNG,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=5evi5oYq,comment-id=00060000,timestamp=2017-11-29T01:26:13.946+0000)
wasn't aware the whole Royal Never Give Up team came out recently; good for them
can't tell what that's got to do with vayne critting a caitlyn though
I see what you did there [sg-ahri-2]
pro rusher 25 votesYou don't know that winning a 1v1 becouse of klepto is like getting a crit in a 1v1. Ahm idk if there is any point in telling you that both situations were about luck?
K3ars3n1 votes[{quoted}](name=pro rusher 2,realm=EUNE,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=5evi5oYq,comment-id=000600000001,timestamp=2017-11-29T05:42:38.143+0000)
You don't know that winning a 1v1 becouse of klepto is like getting a crit in a 1v1. Ahm idk if there is any point in telling you that both situations were about luck?
Right, and in a game of (supposed) skill, "luck" should not be a factor. RNG should have been long dead as a design idea, much less being expanded upon.
Glory ln Death2 votesWow. I understand that people can get pretty emotionally involved in esports, but wishing death on Royal Never Give Up? That's going too far, man...
MetalGearTeemo1 votesRiot only hates RNG if its dodge.
BRING ON THE SLOTS OTHERWISE.
More-so when it helps their precious ranged ADC. The games only required class.
An Undead brat14 votesYou mf, I was about to google it and then it hit me and I felt so stupid...... [sg-ahri-1]
Gelmous1 voteswhat is he talking about what is he referring to ?
Melledoneus1 votesRNG stands for "Random Number Generation," basically referencing systems where statistical luck determines whether you win or lose.
RNG is also an LCS team. So when he said "RNG is pretty gay"...
...
You know what? I'll let you enjoy that part of the joke.
Gelmous1 votesoh i see thank you
XxDRAGONsAK47xX1 votesLMAO
So funny, actually laughed
FJMaikeru1 votesI was Vayne at 150 health againt Cait at 400 health. We both only had IE and I crit and she didn't. I lived she died.
RNG is pretty gay.
Except, it is not. Because being gay is a sexuality, and should not be used to refer to something in a derisory way. Honestly the only people that use it like this are insecure teenage boys and homophobes.
MTG Timmy 24 votesbroken
PaladinNO4 votesUsername checks out.
Raveolution22 votesI think Klepto is pretty unreasonable all around, RNG to determine how far ahead of everyone else you get is always a stupid idea (
;(. p.s. I don't actually think TF's is unreasonable) but I played a game of Ezreal ADC and literally got 3 procs in a row at the very start of a game for the gold which gave me 70, 80, and then 100 gold. So 3 Q's basically gets you an entire kill worth of free gold if you're lucky. Needless to say that game was won, I ended with 5k more gold than everyone in the game.
Remlap12236 votesThe difference is that TF's passive is a lot more stable than Klepto. He averages around 4 gold per kill, regardless of lucky draws. Klepto has an insane range, and regardless of how lucky you are it's just too good.
pro rusher 21 votesPeople keep forgeting that with clepto, they are forced to pick not so good runes path.
Raveolution2 votesFree boots on a champion that doesn't need them early and free zhonyas on a champion that doesn't need to build crit to be successful thus almost always gets ga? Seems like a decent line to me..
Ariel the Cruel1 votesLet's not forget that those 2 items effectively convert into 650 bonus gold once upgraded. 350 (boots) + 300 (Stopwatch)
The tree is intended for supports. It doesn't deal in direct power.
Champion Skin1 votesThe tree is intended for supports. It doesn't deal in direct power.
Well yes.... but saving/earning gold means more stats/power from items oh and the boots also give +10 MS
Ariel the Cruel1 votes"Direct" is the key word here.
Raveolution1 votesWhy would Ezreal need any more direct power when everything does too much damage already?
Ariel the Cruel1 votesEzreal never needs power. His job isn't to do damage. It's to break everything remotely nice than anyone else would otherwise have. (>_>)
Zed genius18 votesMeanwhile i need to hit 30 q's in order to get my first consumable
50000000000000008 votesMaybe because you're playing Zed ######kappa
Gubaguy2 votes[{quoted}](name=Zed genius,realm=EUNE,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=5evi5oYq,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2017-11-28T21:49:08.233+0000)
Meanwhile i need to hit 30 q's in order to get my first consumable
But think of all that gold you got before you got one... Hell i end up selling all mine as support sona, becuase having a full frost queens, lich bane, SS, and pen boots 10 minutes in is fucking hilarious to me.
Zed genius1 votesI like it that I can go 0/6 on yasuo and still have IE PD Boots And a BF Sword at 17 minutes
Need Gold 4 Tent1 votes[{quoted}](name=Zed genius,realm=EUNE,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=5evi5oYq,comment-id=0003,timestamp=2017-11-28T21:49:08.233+0000)
Meanwhile i need to hit 30 q's in order to get my first consumable
i'd rather get gold sacks
Friendly Ram9 votesYou got blessed by rngesus be happy.
also didn't notice they added the travel sized items to boards.
Bladeglory7 votesDon't be happy, be a convert. OP, and all those like OP, must become devout followers of RNGesus and spread the good word. To fail to do so is to snub the kind machinations of the Holy Dice, and the punishment for such blasphemy is steep.
Ariel the Cruel1 votesI am a devout follower of Murphy's Law. Murphy and RNGesus are, sadly, mutually exclusive.
Kai Guy8 votesRNG saved the day. Its legal and also lucky, much like getting a clutch kill with a single 1% crit chance rune was legal and also lucky. Don't trip it, if he dodged the Q you would have died so no need to feel bad.
Alimentateur7 votesThe moment when you are super low and use a quick Health Potion, but then Klepto grants you an additional one and you have 2 running at the same time healing you up super duper quick
Lajinn52 votesHonestly Klepto just needs to be removed, or at the very least the free gold you get from it needs to be removed.
DuskDaUmbreon1 votesThe gold is the only consistent purpose of it. Without that, it's basically useless.
Just think: It'd be a chance to get a weakened consumable only if you hit a champion with your first attack right after you use a spell.
J4 Ulted Mexico1 votesRNGesus saves the day, thank you rito.
FLuuterBly1 votesRNGesus saves the day, thank you rito.
https://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-history/NA/34430706 yOU KNOW WHAT YIU DID, SMURF DEFENDER
Banana 18 Bro1 votesThat was Riot's intention with this biscuit rune. Enjoy it xD
