Petition to Stop the Criminal Corruption of Fluffy Poros.

Jobriq·8/16/2018, 1:51:23 PM·27 votes·11,625 views

Wtf Riot. How can this be allowed. That poro has A GODDAM MACHINE GUN! It is unacceptable that a champion of the league can be allowed to take innocent, adorable, harmless, fluffy poros and corrupt then into burglarizing killing machines.

Riot must stop Braum's evil rampage by making more officer skins. I suggest Skarner or Urgot as a good start (their ultis could be like handcuffs on the criminal). Also Officer with gratuitous cleavage, because we all know that'll sell like mad.

Also you could do Officer and replace "DARKNESS" on his ulti with obnoxious sirens and red/blue flashing effects.

(or it could be FBI Nocturne that busts down your door when you google "Annie Rule 34")

12 Comments

Ebonmaw Dragon8/16/2018, 5:07:36 PM16 votes

You are wrong.

The poros are not being corrupted by Braum... BRAUM IS BEING CORRUPTED BY THE EVIL POROS

Friendly Ram8/16/2018, 2:08:34 PM10 votes

They're just stealing poro snaxs from those grumpy noxians.

DuskDaUmbreon8/16/2018, 2:43:54 PM8 votes

Oh my god I love that effect for Nocturne. It's...beautiful.

Drugoth8/16/2018, 9:15:08 PM3 votes

I doubt that Poro has racked up any kills. Probably has the aim of a damn storm trooper lol.

Oleandervine8/16/2018, 9:19:17 PM2 votes

I mean, how are we sure Poros aren't wholly uncorrupted to start with? I mean they propagate by consumption until they hit the point of organism division... kinda like something a hungering Void beast would do... except stuck in the cold Freljord... on a bridge keeping tabs on the evil frosty Void creatures called the Watchers...

Akali Prime8/16/2018, 9:43:01 PM1 votes

they should make mafia ezreal after he gets his VGU

FilDaFunk8/16/2018, 10:59:50 PM1 votes

It's the poros that have corrupted Braum. You see, since they are not fed enough item 2052 , they have to take matters into their own hands and eat the flesh of their dead enemies. item 3520

HungryAngry2SPP8/17/2018, 12:37:12 AM1 votes

{quoted}

Also you could do Officer and replace "DARKNESS" on his ulti with obnoxious sirens and red/blue flashing effects.

Ekko OH NO!

Chyuae8/17/2018, 5:04:40 AM1 votes

{quoted}Also you could do Officer and replace "DARKNESS" on his ulti with obnoxious sirens and red/blue flashing effects.

(or it could be FBI Nocturne that busts down your door when you google "Annie Rule 34")

This one got me. 11/10