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More unranked trash telling me how to gain elo? If plat is so easy, why aren't you there? Probably because you spend your day playing bot games lmfao.
Yeah, shit happens when you spend the first half of a year with shitty wifi, and then the second half of the year moving furniture for everyone you know.
I play mostly bot games lately because of win of the day IP bonuses. Otherwise I'd fall behind on champion releases.
I do play Zed, I have played him many times. In fact, I most likely have played Zed more than you. Keep making assumptions.
Keep in mind that match history only goes back to sometime during Season 4.
Not all the way back to before Preseason 1.
So you know very little of my actual match history. Dipshit.
And let's see his other suggestions. "Use mobility spells" Yeah every champion has those lel. "Use morello" Yeah really good on my AD top laner. "Darius has no attack speed slow so he sucks!" Because every top laner cares about attack speed so much
etc.
Oh, look, not every suggestion applies to every champion.
It's almost like he's giving multiple suggestions, so you can use different strategies at different times. Dipshit.
His ONLY valid suggestions are dodging Yasuo Q3 and buying qss/zhonya, things that are obvious and everyone does. Those are not the problems with their kits. The problem is Yasuo is press R to win, with the right team comp. Zed has stupid poke range with WQ in lane and a blink from level 2. And an ult that makes him untargetable.
Funny, because I have quite literally never had a problem with PvP Zed or Yasuo. Maybe I'm just lucky.
But, what do I know, I'm just a noob and you're the bot game Mordekaiser god.
You know jack shit about me, that's certainly enough. Note that I didn't actually call you a boosted Plat, I just said it's not hard. I was stating that throwing your rank is not a valid argument.
The fact that you got defensive about it and started flinging shit at me leads me to believe that either you're really fucking bad at reading English, or you might actually be boosted. Either way, I don't actually give a damn for your opinion, seeing you have enough attention span for tunnel vision and shit-flinging, neither being actually useful personality traits.