PSA: Top isn't weak, nor is it unable to carry...
...Your picks just suck.
Honestly.
If you're picking an assassin top right now (or, honestly, ever), you're wasting everyone's time, and you might as well surrender. If you're picking a diver, skirmisher, or whatever the fuck
and
are, you're wasting your team's time.
This is especially true if your jungler and/or mid already locked in an assassin/Yasuo. Double assassin comps only work if they have 2-3 marksmen, and no hard CC. Triple assassin comps only work if they only pick marksmen, and none of them are
or
, because those two are good against assassins.
Besides, if they pick a tank, you're going to be completely and utterly if you're any assassin but Akali, because you won't even get to win lane. And she'll be useless if their jungler actually decides to gank, because she'll get stunlocked and blown up.
If you're locking in a mage top...Well...I have no idea why you'd do that to yourself. Most mages don't work top, except into
...another champion not worth picking. Or Teemo, I suppose. I'm pretty sure mages do well into him. But, in general, don't waste everyone's time by going a mage top.
If you're going a marksman....why? I mean, sure, some of them do well top. But not enough. And you'll lose hard if they counterpick you. No, your range advantage does not help you against Nasus. It really doesn't. Nasus will just stack regardless, then nuke your face, while you're unable to run or even attack him back when he W's you.
So...who is worthwhile top?
Most tanks. Especially the super tanky ones. Notably
,
, and
. Seriously. Pick one of these two, and laugh at your easy win.
Some juggernauts are good right now. Kled is still good, I believe. Nasus and Urgot are great right now. I think that Garen is relatively good right now as well. Avoid Darius, Illaoi, and Renekton: even if they stomp lane, they won't be carrying. Mordekaiser is good if you main him (Or at least play him frequently, and not into Teemo or other range). But, let's be serious: nobody but me, Mordepool, and Malicious Metal actually plays him. Like...nobody at all.
I, personally, believe Kayle is in a good spot right now as well, but only really because she bullies easily and scales well, while still remaining useful with her ult. Teemo's relatively good. Gnar is an obnoxious piece of crap that's somehow always strong.
If, somehow, proper picking doesn't help you, try practicing more. Your strategy or runes could also be off.
Of course, though, this won't help if one of the enemy team goes 7/0. But, especially with Shen, you'll be able to help stop them from going to shit.
Finally, remember that carrying =! doing the most damage or having the best score. You can have a very, very average score (2/1/1, for example) and still carry. Carrying is independent of score. Carrying is causing the victory. A Nasus that goes 2/4/3, but takes their entire toplane while they're busy over an ocean drake, carried the game.