Rito, make the crab fight back.

Colgate Gator··24 votes·2,129 views

I feel bad hitting him while all he wants is to swim by the river :(

28 Comments

Narasimha15 votes

It forces a moral dilemma on the player: Is killing this crab, who just wants to swim around and enjoy a simple life, REALLY worth the extra vision and boost shrine? This will separate the 'good' players from the 'I-want-to-kill-it-because-its-there' players.

Pikmints2 votes

But as you can see when you do get rid of its health, it scuttles back to the area and that's how it gives you vision. You don't kill it, you just beat it within an inch of its life a few times over the course of an hour.

Narasimha1 votes

Right. Because thats so much better. Instead of ending its torment, you spare it so that you can go beat it up again in the future.

Mahnigguh10 votes

thats the point...camp him out and kill enemy gankers who feel he needs to die :/ be his protector!

Ad Astra per Asp2 votes

This should grant "blessing of the crab" a permanent movement boost and armor.

Mahnigguh7 votes

i think when you kill a champ killing the crab so many times, you should get a protector of the crab icon

A Slime Appears4 votes

If you kill the crabs enough Dragon should be replaced by a giant crab that takes over the pit. And then if you kill even more Baron is replaced by a...uh, gianter crab?

Akaoni Nanashi3 votes

crab never dies though, in fact, he (it?) is testing you.

do you have what it takes to be worthy of the River Crab's Power(tm)? DO YOU THINK YOU'RE WORTHY OF POSSESSING THE GREAT POWER OF SPEED? Come face the Undying Crab of the River to test your skill and see if you can join the ranks of those who may possess the POWER OF THE CRAB!

SecretAgentHulk3 votes

ALL WHO ENTER THE DRAGON PIT MUST FACE HIS JUDGMENT ON WHETHER THEY BE WORTHY.

Akaoni Nanashi1 votes

^This guy gets it

7ha7guy7772 votes

it feels even worse when you kill the crab with crabsMalzahar item 3070

Kingsgrave2 votes

Make him have a thorn mail effect so you hurt yourself by hitting him

Maple Crusader2 votes

Don't make the crab fight back. I don't think junglers are ready for crab battles. They certainly got enough on their plate early game, tiny enemy crabs would be a death sentence.

Quepha2 votes

but you feel better about killing the chicken because she'll fight you to protect her kids?

Psykiss1 votes

it would be cool if he had like one of Dongers turrets on him that would shoot at you while he still runs away.

Tho they would need to buff his gold and xp if he were fought back, and that might defeat the point of the free vision he gives. Maybe make that a smite bonus?

Jixx1 votes

Justice for crab!

patmax171 votes

I have similar feeling for all of the new jungle camps (except wolves. I don't like murkwolves u.u), they are too cute! How can you tell me i have to kill the Krugs? or Gromp? Poor gromp!

serpensortia15 votes

I'll kill chickens all day :)

warpenguin5551 votes

well he doesnt really die, he hides in the water and watches for you

Colgate Gator2 votes

well he doesnt really die, he hides in the water and watches for you

Then...He likes being hit :0!?

IAintDarius1 votes

well he doesnt really die, he hides in the water and watches for you

Then...He likes being hit :0!?

Just think of him as your wife. You are literally putting him in his place because he rushes back to dragon pit.

SecretAgentHulk1 votes

No, he is waiting for you to leave so he can resume his scuttling unmolested.

Baval1 votes

then why does he tell you what he sees? I think he likes it.

SecretAgentHulk1 votes

But then we wouldn't get to see support tanks with no boots or damage try to chase him to set up dragon kill because their idiot teammates are doing idiot things....

MrSexyHobo1 votes

dont let him fight back. with the way they have been tuning jungle monsters he will 100-0 you at lvl 2 like chickens

Ironclad Dragon1 votes

Kalista Pay for your sins.

BRBGTGBOWFLEX1 votes

To be honest, I feel bad about all of the jungle camps but blue and red buff.

  • Mama Raptor is like having a Raptor Read Along with her kids. Killing that is some Sandy Hook business.
  • Mama Wolf cares about her kids so much she grew two heads to watch em both-- now she has to see them both die at the same time? That's really messed up.
  • Papa Krug just wanted to go camping with his son, get some father-son bonding done. Doesn't happen.
  • Old Man Gromp is really just chilling. Gromp thought he found the one place in the rift where he could retire in pece, but nope, people just won't let him be.
  • Crab is obviously surrendering. He doesn't even want to fight.

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