Thank you CertainlyT for these fun mechanics
http://i.imgur.com/P1e5dJZ.jpg This is so much fun, instead of defending the turret from behind, I now have the option to simply peel back or instantly get poked to death for making it 0.0393 inch pass the turret.
TL;DR: Nerf SorakaFlockaFlames already. http://i.imgur.com/p0zjvOY.jpg Clearly this isn't balanced, or healthy for the game.