rule number 1. always blame your team for your fuck ups rule number 2. if you're not feeding, you're wrong. rule number 3. never be nice rule number 4. expect to be godlike at this game. if you suck, you will get flamed by your own team mates.
Damagefox6 votesNumber 5: Its not about the Win, Its about Who on your team has the most kills. Number 6a: always try and turn a match lost in 10-15 minutes into a 40-50 minute torture by voting No on surrender b: Talk about how GG the game is, how its over, how your team are noobs and they suck..Then vote no on surrender so they cant find a new match.
Alric Nightshade2 votesEh I mean as long as long as majority of the team still wants to play that losing match I don't see a huge problem in refusing to surrender.
Though I do strongly hate those who just decide to give up 10 min into game and then just not even bother to try late game in an attempt to make his/ her allies finally agree to surrendering.
mjack336 votesYell at the support to get sightstone but don't even bother to upgrade your trinket or ever even use it after minute 15.
Dinitrophenol4 votesrule 12. it is call order if you called it first, if not it is pick order if you are ahead. if you do not meet either requirements, it is totally fine to autolock and ignore
Ox Death Machine3 votesChase champions instead of Csing play a nuke mage support auto lock fiora/yi/jax spend 20 minutes of the game typing And always build nothign but damage and no defence
admiralcourvoisi2 votesRule 13: All-chat EVERYTHING! Especially all-chat your team's positions/actions and criticize them at the same time so if they get caught it's not your fault.
Damagefox2 votesDont bother Pinging MIA/Enemy is Missing, Then unleash the Blamethrower on a lane when they are unable to survive a 1v4/1v5
also Dont bother calling MIA/Take responsibility when an enemy leaves your lane (YOUR enemy leaves YOUR lane? No longer YOUR responsibility). But its Ok to trash your team for not having "Map awareness" when YOUR enemy Invades THEIR lane, at which point it becomes THEIR responsibility/fault
Malix Farwin1 votesRule 5: Always ignore your teammates ping
Rule 6: if you died twice already, why play safe?
Rule 7: Make the same mistakes over and over
Rule 8: Always throw when you get fed
Rule 9: This is call of duty so if i have the highest Kills i am not the reason we lost if we lose but i am the reason we won if we win.
Rule 10: 15/14/2 is a good KDA because i got more kills then deaths.
Rule 11: Focus Tanks in teamfights... ALWAYS.
Ox Death Machine1 votesoh and the biggest rule of trolling...... ALWAYS play AD mages and AP Fighters!!!!!!! (And jungle karthus)
Digivolve1 votespick trundle,
Dance in baron pit for first 20 minutes and then try to solo baron over and over till you kill him.
SmknWdl1 votesad 
is mandatory
