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Please just fire your live team already

Bultz··1 votes·1,147 views

This game is just such shit at this point. All we ever fucking get from them is "we will observe it" acting they can't fucking see it 1 game in. There is so much fucking wrong with everything, from the power creep to the complete lack of any good counter for CC. Idk even know where to begin so I'll just make a list.

  1. The power spikes and the lack thereof of champions falling off at any fucking point like they are fucking supposed too is retarded. These runes have made it so no one ever falls off. If they are strong at level 1, they are destroying you all game. If they are late game champions they never catch the fuck up.

  2. Ranged adc need to be gutted fucking immediately without fucking being buffed right the fuck back up the next pack. No one wants to wait for mid season for that to happen.

  3. The jungler still just fucking ganks. Never fucking farms, yet somehow his cs is always higher than even the adc.

  4. What the hell are you supposed to do when alister knocks you up, then malphite comes in with his ult, don't forget vaynes fucking condemn. This game is so damn full of cc and constant cc with such a lack of cooldown that any who plays melee can't fucking do anything anymore. Oh look i have merc treads, which do fucking nothing. I have merc scimitar, I use it, but get stunned the fuck again with my scimitar being on a 3 minute cooldown. Yay.

  5. To many low skill low risk champion are getting major rewards.

  6. Will they ever fucking fix broken hitboxes? who fucking knows. Why does lux get a kill even if you are not in her ult? Because clearly she needs to have it easier.

  7. Assassins sure as fuck don't need to be able to 1 hit. No they fucking don't, don't even fucking kid yourselves. Most of their kits now 1 hit you, and if by some miracle you live they just get out. Climbing over a wall, going through walls, disappearing, etc. I can understand them escaping none stop, but champions like zed getting free kills of their bs damage on their shuriken and ult is retarded.

  8. Tanks like malphite building nothing but armor and doing 600+ ap damage is retarded. Tanks are only there to take the hits. IF they can do anything else than it is broken from the get go. You can't have a unkillable fuck who can out damage you.

  9. Juggernauts should not be a thing. Because building black fucking cleaver and then just building pure tank items should not be fucking viable. Or in shen case hydra, but either way. You can't expect me to buy this shit and accept it. If they build 1 damage item and are out damaging me who has full damage items/lifesteal/armor pen/ and everything that is meant to counter them something is clearly fucking wrong..

  10. Wukong is not a fucking exception. His damage, just gut it. No he should not be able to do 1/2 the towers life in 1 hit with his q. no. just fucking no.

  11. Towers need to do true damage to champions for the first 10-15 minutes of the game. No one should be able to tank towers at anypoint aside from the minions. Just plain and simple. Alister/malphite/orn or whoever diving you level 5 and tanking it all is not fucking okay.

  12. The shields in this game need to go. I am about to kill someone, boom 1 shield, a second shield, a third etc.

  13. Healing needs to be nerfed on champions like soraka, sona, etc. Them fucking a play and just healing their team like nothing happened is not okay.

  14. The lack of mana gating in this game now is retarded. Mages are supposed to be gated till late game. 10 minutes in is not late game. Them almost never running out of mana is not okay.

15)CDR needs to go and be removed from runes. 15% cool down for a total of 60% on ults, especially for mages is toxic.

  1. Champions like annie and teemo not getting the mfkering gutting they deserve because they are "original champions" is a load of hot shit.

  2. Veigar needs a gutting. 1 hitting everyone late game is not okay. He isn't healthy.

I am going to leave it with that. I can go on and on and on, but it would be never ending. I know I ranted, but this shit is too much.

34 Comments

Jovius10 votes

I was reading your post thinking "what champion does this guy play".

I figured it can't be ADC, mage, jungler or a tank, because you complain about each of those.

That left me with some sort of melee. I figured Zed or Yasuo, because of your attitude - and behold - of course you are a Yasuo main.

So you are the guy, who locks in Yasuo against any team comp, robbing your team of an AP champ, in case you are mid, or a tank, in case you queue as top.

People like you deserve to be Malph ulted over and over again, until you leave along with your toxic stupid posts.

You don't care about the game. You just got destroyed as Yasuo. You didn't kill someone as Yasuo because of heal/shield, or Veigar one shotted you late game, or you got Pulverized/Malph ulted, or a Malzahar ulted you that one time, or you tower dove like a braindead Yasuo main you are and died, or Shen fucked you up in top lane.

Your entire post is based solely on your Yasuo play and your angry idiotic suggestions are pointed towards you being able to play Yasuo easier.

Newsflash, moron, this game doesn't revolve around your favourite champion. You picked a high risk, high reward champion. You not being able to pilot him properly to have success is not a game problem, it's a YOU problem.

Either get good or shut up.

Bultz1 votes

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I was reading your post thinking "what champion does this guy play".

I figured it can't be ADC, mage, jungler or a tank, because you complain about each.

That left me with some sort of melee. I figured Zed or Yasuo, because of your attitude - and behold - of course you are a Yasuo main.

So you are the guy, who locks in Yasuo against any team comp, robbing your team of a AP, in case you are mid, or a tank, in case you que as top.

People like you deserve to be Malph ulted over and over again, until you leave along with your toxic stupid posts.

*looks at match history, plays only mages assassins and tanks. Not biased at fucking all. People like you need to be put in your place for lacking any skill aside from champion abuse.

Jovius7 votes

You are Silver 5 with 44% Win Rate on Yasuo. You have 1.7 KDA on the champion and you have more deaths than kills out of almost 60 games. Out of these sixty games, you average 5.6 minions per minute, which means you have no idea how to farm properly

What skill do you possibly have?

You are just a bad player complaining about stuff you have no idea about.

It's like me driving a van complaining about a Ferrari going faster than me.

Bultz1 votes

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You are Silver 5 with 44% Win Rate on Yasuo. You have 1.7 KDA on the champion and you have more deaths than kills out of almost 60 games. Out of these sixty games, you average 5.6 minions per minute, which means you have no idea how to farm properly

What skill do you possibly have?

You are just a bad player complaining about stuff you have no idea about.

It's like me driving a van complaining about a Ferrari going faster than me.

blah blah blah blah lmao your abusing metas. your shit and have lost every game with any melee carry you have played with in the last month. So instead you act good by abusing mages and assassins. Oh no the guy playing malzahar says i suck. Fucking ripe one m8.

Jovius4 votes

And Yet i have better stats on melee champions than you do.

Focus on yourself, get better at Yasuo and stop complaining on forums.

Bultz1 votes

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And Yet i have better stats on melee champions than you do.

Focus on yourself, get better at Yasuo and stop complaining on forums.

Because you never fucking play them duhh. I will not fucking stop complaining. If you don't like people complaining about the game on the game forums maybe you should leave? fuck are you here for? memes?

Jovius4 votes

So let me recap. You are a bad player. You are bad at the champions you play. You don't have positive win rate on any of your champions, yet you attack me for being bad and you want the live balance team to be fired?

Yasuo has 49% average win rate. You have 44%. You are worse Yasuo player than an average Yasuo player. How has anything you say any merit? You have no clue what you are talking about. You don't understand the game, you don't know how to play your champions. You are the last person to suggest changes to anything in the game.

On top of that, you really believe forums are for people like you to complain? Maybe forums are for.. I don't know... discussion?

You are a meme. You are stereotypical silver Yasuo main. I'd love to spectate your ranked game sometimes :-D

Bultz1 votes

{quoted}

So let me recap. You are a bad player. You are bad at the champions you play. You don't have positive win rate on any of your champions, yet you attack me for being bad and you want the live balance team to be fired?

Yasuo has 49% average win rate. You have 44%. You are worse Yasuo player than an average Yasuo player. How has anything you say any merit? You have no clue what you are talking about. You don't understand the game, you don't know how to play your champions. You are the last person to suggest changes to anything in the game.

On top of that, you really believe forums are for people like you to complain? Maybe forums are for.. I don't know... discussion?

You are a meme. You are stereotypical silver Yasuo main. I'd love to spectate your ranked game sometimes :-D

Let me recap, you play only meta and i would stomp you into the ground in a 1v1? mhmmmm. Go play off meta then come back on the boards.

Rayjay Redfang1 votes

Isn't your second most played champion malzahar though?

Bultz1 votes

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Isn't your second most played champion malzahar though?

Yeah so i know what bullshit he is. I liked to play him before the rework, but not it's just toxic.

Jovius2 votes

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*looks at match history, plays only mages assassins and tanks. Not biased at fucking all. People like you need to be put in your place for lacking any skill aside from champion abuse.

It's called "playing good champions" and "being a team player".

Something you have no idea about.

Rayjay Redfang6 votes

I'd trust the balance team to make their changes rather than these ones. They have made several bad choices but overall the game is playable. Gutting everything you don't like isn't balance.

Sun Wu Ryuumoku4 votes
  1. Wukong is not a fucking exception. His damage, just gut it. No he should not be able to do 1/2 the towers life in 1 hit with his q. no. just fucking no.
  1. Champions like annie and teemo not getting the mfkering gutting they deserve because they are "original champions" is a load of hot shit.

lmao. This board.

just looking at random point... is this serious ??? think you should focus on understand the game instead spamming Yasuo

Bultz1 votes

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lmao. This board.

just looking at random point... is this serious ??? think you should focus on understand the game instead spamming Yasuo

OHHHH the fucking guy who spam plays wukong is gonna fucking tell me not to spam yasuo and that his champion isnt broken. Good one.

Sun Wu Ryuumoku2 votes

Saying Wukong is broken just show u are bad at the game, and don't even realize it. instead crying about x thing be broken just ask how to play against. Wukong's one of worst champs in the game atm. i say stop spam yasuo cause u need to understand the game first before playing a champ recquiring "so much skill".

Just build tabi, and Wukong's lane is lost.

wukong's so broken but you only have 33% wr on him, with so many death ???

Bultz1 votes

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Saying Wukong is broken just show u are bad at the game, and don't even realize it. instead crying about x thing be broken just ask how to play against. Wukong's one of worst champs in the game atm. i say stop spam yasuo cause u need to understand the game first before playing a champ recquiring "so much skill".

Just build tabi, and Wukong's lane is lost.

wukong's so broken but you only have 33% wr on him, with so many death ???

Yeah no saying wukong does to much damage is right on the fucking money. You defending your champion who hasn't been nerfed in 3 years means shit to me and I am not even reading your posts.

Sun Wu Ryuumoku2 votes

keep ur bronze mindset.

Bultz1 votes

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keep ur bronze mindset.

ooo yeah interesting comment from mister don't gut my main.

nm10103 votes

I was pretty critical of the live balance team in preseason before they came out with this new big patch/small patch patching system. On top of that they have been more forthcoming in their plans for future large scale balance plans. Not everything has been perfect, but the amount of progress they have made since preseason makes me want to trust them again. They have plans for many of the current problems in the game (most of your claims are not real problems btw) and I am interested in seeing what they can accomplish.

Bultz1 votes

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I was pretty critical of the live balance team in preseason before they came out with this new big patch/small patch patching system. On top of that they have been more forthcoming in their plans for future large scale balance plans. Not everything has been perfect, but the amount of progress they have made since preseason makes me want to trust them again. They have plans for many of the current problems in the game (most of your claims are not real problems btw) and I am interested in seeing what they can accomplish.

Yes they fucking are real problems. every last fucking one. They are shit and should all lose their jobs.

nm10102 votes

I was writing an actual response when I noticed another comment that called you out as a one trick. After I checked I see that you can't manage to consistently win as any champion so instead of trying to argue with someone who is new to ranked, I will just give you some basic advice. Watch some high level players and try to understand the game maybe get a coach if you decide you actually want to listen. These things will help you a more than mindlessly complaining on the boards.

rayzo2 votes

Hashinshin, is that you?

Bultz1 votes

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Hashinshin, is that you?

God damn right.

Mig892 votes

Just find a different game to play. It seems like you hate everything. Why play if all of that bothers you???

Bultz1 votes

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Just find a different game to play. It seems like you hate everything. Why play if all of that bothers you???

You find a different game to play. I have invested enough of my time into this game and i will have my fucking say.

Mig891 votes

Thats certaintly your right. Id never tell you stop stop complaining because I know people are pasionate about the game but it just felt like you dislike everything. Good luck buddy

Bultz1 votes

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Thats certaintly your right. Id never tell you stop stop complaining because I know people are pasionate about the game but it just felt like you dislike everything. Good luck buddy

Thank you for your civil response. It's not me just disliking everything. If i get outplayed and lose, cool. If I am sitting at turret for 25 minutes not being able to farm cause the jungler is camping me without the need to farm, well that's something else.

Jovius2 votes

Just a one question.. if everything is so OP, how come there are Yasuo players in challenger?

By your logic, they must be either really lucky or cheaters.

But I think we all know the answer. They are actually good at the game.

Unlike you.

Bultz1 votes

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Just a one question.. if everything is so OP, how come there are Yasuo players in challenger?

By your logic, they must be either really lucky or cheaters.

But I think we all know the answer. They are actually good at the game.

Unlike you.

Yeah have you watched anyone play in challanger. Yassuo is even calling Yasuo shit. Hashinshin had a fucking melt down cause melee carries are in such bad condition. Where the fuck u living.

rework trundle1 votes

unstoppable btw

Colgate Gator1 votes

Nah, we gucci.

KoganeRyujin1 votes

If you're getting one shot by assassins in this meta you're doing something wrong. assassins are shit right now. Zed can barely 100 to 0 even ONE person if he all-in's, Fizz is Fizz he's annoying and will stomp you if you feed so don't, Katarina is assassin's 101 for new players so she needs to be easy, Talon is squish AF that's why he's slippery, Rengar and Kha'Zix are very high risk with moderate reward, Eve has phat damage and a self destruct sequence set to blow if you sneeze on her, Shaco is hard to play because you need to get into their heads and play mind games. And be honest how often do you see a Kassadin or a Nocturne? The only way and assassin can one shot you, which is what they are supposed to do don't even kid yourself, is if you build full damage.

You play nothing but Yasuo, Yasuo is a glass canon, he takes so much skill and smarts to play properly and if you're losing then clearly you lack the skill and wit. Go back to playing simpler champions and stop whining when you lose with one of the most difficult champions in the game. My recommendations are Darius, Garen, Jax, Pantheon, Renekton, Teemo, Miss Fortune, and Sivir if you like to do damage. But maybe you should try learning more tanks. If you keep dying as a tank then you're trying to be the damage dealer, which isn't your job, you are supposed to soak up damage and make it easier for the carries to deal damage safely.

Onecimus1 votes

1). I agree to some degree. Good job.

2). ADCs are actually in a good spot. Non of them really are outstanding atm. Certainly some of them have had their time to shine, but they are all doing somewhat well atm. Also, as a Yasuo main, you just windwall and negate all of their dmg. So... I fail to see your problem with them personally...

3). IDK what kind of junglers and ADCs you are playing with, but if your laners are decent at all, this is simply, mathematically, untrue. Junglers cannot keep up in the numbers themselves because of their limited farm. And that is why they gank.

4). Buy QSS. Play with a support that buys Mikael's Crucible (the most underated items in the game imho) Play Olaf, don't get caught out, catch them out. That's what you are supposed to do.

5). Low skill doesn't matter. Riot doesn't base how strong a champion is based on how they are to play. But I will agree to many low risk champions might need some tweaking. Good job.

6). I mean, there's always bugs and stuff, but in general, hitboxes are fine. Lux's ult is just hard to know how to dodge it because the animation is weird.

7). El oh el, I never play assassins, like ever. I am trash at them, absolute garbage. In fact, I mostly play the squishiest champions in the game that assassins love to tilt off the face of the Rift. But yes, they should darn well near be able to one shot squishy people that don't build any resistances. Counter? Build resistances. simple as that. Otherwise assassins are absolutely useless.

8). First of all, if they "build nothing but armor" then they can't do "600+ ap damage" that's a self defeating statement. Second of all, I agree to an extent, but if tanks don't do anything but "look big and take hits" no one will hit them. In traditional MMOs tanks have things that make the NPC enemies attack them. Or a taunt. Riot has this too, but you can't really give it to every tank, otherwise they all lose their identities. So, because we play against humans and not computers Riot has to add some other kind of incentive to get rid of that tanky guy. Like, "oh crap, if I don't kill him he stun my whole team Malphite Oh crap, if he doesn't die, he'll make his whole team invincible Taric If wee don't take care of that guy he'll slowly but steadilly eat away at our health Amumu" etc. There has to be some incentive to hit them. Otherwise they are absolutely useless.

9). Yes, something is wrong. You clearly need to get better at what you are doing.

10). Wukong is actually fine. If anything he's a bit weak. So, it sounds like you just have a champion you need to learn to play against better. We all have those. (I'm looking at you Elise. Spiders are NOT ok. Ever. Pls nerf her to be a cloud or a flower or something.)

11). I actually 100% agree with this! Great job! If I could pick one thing to change about how the game works at the moment, it would be how powerful towers are.

12). Yeah man. That's how shields work. They save people when you are about to kill them. So either anticipate them or back off of the champion you are trying to kill.

13). I am assuming you will look me up based on how this board has gone previously, so I will save you some time. I am a Nami main. In fact in every team based game I have ever played I always play healers type supports. If healers can't do what you describe, they are absolutely useless. There would be no point.

14). I mean, I can see this point. But if you are constantly fighting in lane, most mages run out of mana even up to 15 or 20 minutes. And as Yasuo, you should be. But on that point, what is Yasuo gated by? Mana? No. Cooldowns? Hardly. Health? Most seem to build lifesteal ASAP, so not really. Seems kind of hypocritical, but maybe I misunderstand the champion. He's by far the champion I am worst at in the game (Though I would love to learn him).

15). It's not toxic, it's putting them on par with champions where their job is to right click and doing a metric butt ton of damage. If a mage has all 10 second CD skills and goes up against a ADC, or Yasuo for that matter, they would never stand a chance. Even with CDR, they have a rough time.

16). That's because they don't need to be? They are not that strong. Sounds like you have ANOTHER couple champions you need to learn to play against better. When they need nerfs, they get them. Teemo got some pretty harsh ones several patches ago.

17). He's is the absolute epitome of a late game champion. That's how he works. CC him or catch him out. But if you let it get to late game with Veigar, that's on you.

Learn from your mistakes and stop blaming the game design. Every champion has a counter or something you can do vs them, otherwise we have a much larger variance in winrates. If you can't beat something or someone, it is on you as the player to learn how to play around it.

EDIT: Also, everyone attacking his Yasuo winrate and not his points, that is not the point of the discussion.

ModAttysu The Poro1 votes

Hey; let's all keep the comments respectful, both OP and other commenters. We can all disagree and have our arguments without berating the other. If it continues, I'll be locking this thread.

[sg-miss-fortune]

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