Here's some new ideas for your beloved damage meta Riot!

Everyone knows Riot has no intentions whatsoever to actually balance their game by nerfing those that one shot and the items/runes that allow them to one shot. So here are some new ideas to add to the already pathetic meta!

• Zombie wards rework. Whenever you destroy a ward, spawn a Teemo shroom where the rune once was. The Shroom deals 100% of your AD/AP as true damage!
• Health Damage Rune: Every auto/Ability deals 10% of the enemys health as bonus true damage.
• Lethality Rune: While in combat for less than 5 seconds, gain 50 lethality. Once passed 5 seconds, gain 100 bonus AD.
• Magic Rune: When you Press R, automatically gain a random ult from other team mates on your team.
• Death Rune: When you die, self destruct dealing 300% of your ap/ad as true damage.
• Absolute Focus Rework: Instead of 1 AD/AP level 1, just gain 5 instead!

Am I good enough to be on the balance team now?