Cannot play this game anymore. Balance is not possible

Jesus Is My King·Mar 4, 2018·1 votes·316 views

Balance in this game is impossible. New champions come out, Strong but then die off. (Zoe, Kled, Ivern, etc.) When was the last time you saw an ivern. a zoe? in my last 40 games i have yet to see a zoe, 200 games a ivern. 300 games a kled.

This game genuinely isnt even fun when you have volibear just bear raping your asshole walking back and forth from lane to lane humping both at the same time. once you think you kill him. his passive just comes up

- No one plays him because hes weak, riot never looks into this champion The slut of the game, Weak 100% of the time and only 1 true escape from 3 dashes. My bae sucks dick, 6.22 killed her. Ricklessabandoned know this. have to E every time to kill a minion in a crowed. and lose sooo much fucking energy from doing so, 6.21 was so easy on energy, now 6.22 is unbearable, R takes a century to fucking dash, cant kill a minion thats been shot 2 times by tower. legit 0 damage on R. W is a blink that i fucking hate, shoulda been a free skill not a fixed bullshit blink. MOOO here i fucking come to cc the absolute shit out of you. take little to no damage as i continue to butt fuck you. Havent seen this champ in forever. id say in a decent spot. but not overpowered apparently cause no one plays him Good cc, good cs clear. terrible escaping little child that can kill you in one shot once 6. Ashe has tits and takes little to absolute 0 skill to play i havent seen this champion in 100 games or so. new champion. sucks dick because hes ... who knows what the fuck he can really do. let me send soldiers to spear you to death while it costs little to no mana to do so. FORWARD Bard can become to adc, a support can do more damage than the adc... fuck this champion. screw this champion. no one wants to kill it, either you waste weeks killing him or you just continue getting power fucked by his hands This champ is dumb as fuck too. can be the support then later on he becomes the mid laner. actually better than the mid laner. braums cool. Yeah lets get traps under teleports and guardian angels. this champ pisses me off the most. screw this champ. this champ is very good yet not sure why not many play her. thank god. i hate this champion. lane poke so much. yet im glad i can kill her in lane. who knows. dont care about this champ let me stack 6k health and R anyone ANYONE and gg, we win. because i cant die, i have a Q that somehow slows???? why does it SLOW?!??!?!? why? this champion is busted, can do damage, becomes a tank, and 1v5 late game. FUN not. havent seen her in 200 or so games. dumb champion too, cleavers your asshole and you get slowed for no reason, then he will R so he can run faster to chase you down and turret dive you 40 shots and you die. 1 shot full build. yay i fucking hate this stupid champion. his R is bullshit. should never do that much fucking damage and also get to have -4 second hp restore. bullshit. fuck this champion. meh sex doll whore now. not even fun to play. QEQEQWEQWEWQEQWEQWEQWEQWEWQEQWEQWEQWEQW R thank god its weak in defense or id be pissed for it having that much cc and aoe (R) damage champs busted 5-6 items in This little shit is not even fun to lane against, has empowered bullshit, an invulnerable that does damage, has an R that scales stupidly well. fuck this little fish, Let me just nado your ass and then taunt you. then punch you and oh wow! i got a kill! ez pz gg ez cake i hate how he has a movement speed for some dumb ass barrels. whats giving him movement speed?!?!? fuck him. passive is op. if he builds right. he cannot die. ever. ranged autos? Q is busted. something about this champ isnt right. needs fixed. FUCK THIS CHAMP, i legit kill 3x people over and over but whats keeping them alive is her stupid shields. that NEVER GO AWWAY. they will not fucking die cause of this whores shields. jax is annoying. CC AND DAMAGE wow! fuck this champion too. legit cancer to any mage. her auto attacks or whatever her AS is just too much. may as well be a kogmaw somereason or another hes strong now. havent seen him in 500 games untill recently.