I HELPED GUYS

Theorchero·Sep 26, 2016·19 votes·1,582 views

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29 Comments

jaymc1130Sep 26, 20165 votes

Lol, hilarious for your first plat game.

Play top
Display mad mechanical skill
Enemy top shits his pants and abandons lane
Spend the rest of the game afk farming being a complete non factor and still win

Top lane in yolo queue TOTALLY matters yep yep. Lmao.

The matchmaking gods have been smiling on you lately mate. Go get em tiger, you've got a luck streak going in troll city MMR, that's like winning the lottery.

TheorcheroSep 26, 20162 votes

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Lol, hilarious for your first plat game.

Play top

Display mad mechanical skill

Enemy top shits his pants and abandons lane

Spend the rest of the game afk farming being a complete non factor and still win

Top lane in yolo queue TOTALLY matters yep yep. Lmao.

The matchmaking gods have been smiling on you lately mate. Go get em tiger, you've got a luck streak going in troll city MMR, that's like winning the lottery.

Maybe MMR wise, but a couple games ago I ended up being randomly gifted a pizza by a friend, so I had to tab out to deal with that, only to find that a quinn was spamming Q on me to cheese me before minions spawned.

Then the pizza guy came so I backed behind my turret to recall only to find that I had gotten dived and was dead. All within about 5-6 minutes. Went back to lane for a huge wave only to freeze for 50 seconds, missing almost all of it and being brought to about 30% because I tanked minions at level 3.

Tried to go back only to find a freshly lvl 6 quinn flash E Q ignite me.

Yep. Fuckin' fun game.

Oh, and the next game I got autofilled. With both of my champions I play for jg picked and or banned!

Yep.

Oh and that pizza was plain pepperoni. Ugh.

jaymc1130Sep 26, 20162 votes

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Maybe MMR wise, but a couple games ago I ended up being randomly gifted a pizza by a friend, so I had to tab out to deal with that, only to find that a quinn was spamming Q on me to cheese me before minions spawned.

Then the pizza guy came so I backed behind my turret to recall only to find that I had gotten dived and was dead. All within about 5-6 minutes. Went back to lane for a huge wave only to freeze for 50 seconds, missing almost all of it and being brought to about 30% because I tanked minions at level 3.

Tried to go back only to find a freshly lvl 6 quinn flash E Q ignite me.

Yep. Fuckin' fun game.

Oh, and the next game I got autofilled. With both of my champions I play for jg picked and or banned!

Yep.

Oh and that pizza was plain pepperoni. Ugh.

Rip luck streak. Ran outa gas. Time to sacrifice another teemo.

TheorcheroSep 26, 20163 votes

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Rip luck streak. Ran outa gas. Time to sacrifice another teemo.

;-;7

SlythionSep 26, 20163 votes

what...the fck

you're a legend :^)

edit:
op.gg says that you had a single assist...how is this possible ------?------ \(0_0)/

TheorcheroSep 26, 20161 votes

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what...the fck

you're a legend :^)

edit:
op.gg says that you had a single assist...how is this possible ------?------ \(0_0)/

https://i.gyazo.com/6e80e05285fcea6bcf85ac5cc55c4cc7.png

???

SlythionSep 26, 20162 votes

http://imgur.com/a/yZfKf

TheorcheroSep 26, 20161 votes

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http://imgur.com/a/yZfKf

https://i.gyazo.com/5b0676814304477a35613f745e856197.png

SlythionSep 26, 20161 votes

gg ez :^)

manbearswineSep 26, 20162 votes

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https://i.gyazo.com/5b0676814304477a35613f745e856197.png

Well lol's match history shows you had an assist as well.

It also shows thresh did more damage to champions than you. What exactly did you do that game?

TheorcheroSep 26, 20162 votes

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Well lol's match history shows you had an assist as well.

It also shows thresh did more damage to champions than you. What exactly did you do that game?

I split pushed and farmed all game, taking numerous turrets.

A person showed up and attempted to stop me, I auto W'd them for 60% of their HP.

They left me alone after that.

ïîïSep 27, 20161 votes

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https://i.gyazo.com/5b0676814304477a35613f745e856197.png

http://tinypic.com/r/2wqeq21/9

you need to fix your photo-shopped 0 as well

DrCyanideSep 26, 20161 votes

Rito demands a recount:

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/2303173067/39649507?tab=overview

Shows 1 assist as well

morris1Sep 26, 20161 votes

The Teal has sneaked into our games.

RandomoniumSep 26, 20161 votes

They were so scared they just left you alone...

ErockandrollSep 26, 20161 votes

dang, 200 CS in 20 minutes. I think that's like Pro level CS.

TheorcheroSep 26, 20162 votes

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dang, 200 CS in 20 minutes. I think that's like Pro level CS.

If I win lane I usually average 10-11 cs per minute because people really underestimate how powerful being able to properly freeze a lane is.

In a ton of matchups top it's okay to accept aoe harass because you can stick near your casters and have the wave push to you, and that lets you freeze the lane. SOO many benefits to this as well.

Then once you get strong you can continue to freeze and all in the laner with your aggressive space, or shove to turret and farm jg which spikes up your exp and gold even more.

SpoofghoulSep 26, 20161 votes

Yea but accepting the aoe harass only works if you got the sustain to recover.

It's exactly like playing Nasus

TheorcheroSep 26, 20161 votes

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Yea but accepting the aoe harass only works if you got the sustain to recover.

It's exactly like playing

I don't mean you take an entire champs combo, just in the early levels if they harass with aoe abilities (Riven is a big offender here) sitting in your minions helps maintain a favorable trade while also ensuring that it pushes towards you, which allows you to farm and freeze for safety.

Besides most shit early champs run flash or numerous pots anyway.

SpoofghoulSep 26, 20161 votes

i realize that though taking many hits without sustain over time makes you vulnerable to dives if the jungler comes around

TheorcheroSep 26, 20161 votes

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i realize that though taking many hits without sustain over time makes you vulnerable to dives if the jungler comes around

It only takes one aoe ability or combo to shove the wave in your favor. And sitting in your minions helps mitigate the trade.

Obviously it depends on the matchup though. You wouldn't do that vs someone like Quinn.

Only Play DariusSep 26, 20161 votes

You chose to farm all game to act as the failsafe in case your team wasn't able to carry 4v5. Just because your team didn't need you doesn't mean you didn't contribute.

Gamer Girl PaigeSep 26, 20161 votes

Bad Photoshop. Look at the 0 you can tell it's altered. -1

TheorcheroSep 26, 20161 votes

[{quoted}](name=Gamer Girl Paige,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=48aJBsa0,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2016-09-26T04:59:58.150+0000)

Bad Photoshop. Look at the 0 you can tell it's altered. -1

I mean.. it was technically paint. Gimme a break, yo