my god such an overloaded kit: -aoe stun -great waveclear -targeted infinite scaling damage -global heal -80% slow -does damage while building tank -huge move speed buff -semi global invincibility -infinite flashes for whole team -better objective control than junglers -can play all positions -better sej ult
fire this awful designer you terrible company im going to dota
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Phife9 votesbard has great waveclear? infinite scaling? global heal? infinite flashes for whole team? can play all positions?
Zenthon Prime23 votesDude, that meep scaling one-shots waves 10 hours in and also gives him more right-click damage than ADCs JUST BY MOVING. As we know, big numbers are evil.
manbearswine1 votesDude, that meep scaling one-shots waves 10 hours in
Too op,no counterplay.
KFC Cashier12 votes 
Angelofchaos16x3 votesThis is fun AF to do, but I do not use this build if I am not on a team of friends
Ps : You Forgot: 
JAGMAGZ1 votesi understand what hes trying to do here....but no.....like for real no
ShinTwist7 votesBard is clearly cancer, lets demand Riot rework him and ruin him for his playerbase because we've never played him and don't want to, our opinion is more important than their fun.
LaceUp233 votesThis is a good troll thread. Other troll threads are not good troll threads. Teach them.
GroundRuleDouble3 votesAOE stun is not accurate. There's a big difference between stun and stasis.
Big Bang Bob3 votesWhat about his Q? Doesn't it stun if it hits multiple people?
SlaktarTasken2 votesIt can only be Riven, yes pls delete her. :>
instalokpro2 votes
insaiyanbacca2 votesrofl this is hilarious gj man, tho i do have to say a good bard is rather scary
DEN TEL0S2 votesI was playing 
against a top. He was never in lane. I took both of his towers and had almost perfect farm. He comes back to lane and kills me like it was nothing. I don't see how this could happen.
Ben Sharpio2 votesI main top lane bard and that story is complete bs, since trynd is a freelo champion that crits 90 percent of the time.
DEN TEL0S1 votesWhat do you build on him?
Ben Sharpio1 votesDEN TEL0S1 votesAh the one I was against was full AD. It was a while ago, so I can't remember the exact build.
TheTwerkinator1 votes[deleted]
Zenthon Prime5 votesI feel like someone doesn't get the joke.
TheTwerkinator2 votesMy bad, reread it then I felt stupid haha. It's 4 am here :P
DisasterSola6 votesYou're going to DOTA 2 which tends to have all of that on one character as well, mostly because the itemization can give a hero one of those pros if they don't already have it. Makes sense.
In dota you dont have a gurantted crit every third AA ;3 Also, if bard were in dota, he would be ridiculously fun because then he could have ACTUAL base damages.
Centuros1 votesHe'd still be an autoattack/stunbot character lategame, like everything else.
Posui Gart1 votesWow... nothing more to say. A universal answer to all QQ threads is here.
Shénzhì1 votesOverloaded kits. Overpowering kits. Mostly never considered. Ignorance may refer to statistics and assume "balanced".
Bard may be overloaded. I'm not going to agree with you but we all know how much fun is destroyed by constant crowd-controlling effects and Bard does that so well. (especially those that teleport, stun, dmg, cc, dmg, teleport. They're no different - those kits need to end)
Reaper Soraka1 votesNow that he has left for dota, please keep this champion. I like occasionally seeing something other than thresh, leona, naut and morg in the bot lane.
;)
Budupops1 voteshis waveclear sucks
Noctix1 votesSo you're complaining about Bard, and yet you're going to switch to Dota? I think you're going to be in for a big shocker when certain Dota hero's can legitimately one shot you with their ult, can't be touched without specific items, permanently cc you to death, etc.
Nidalee SO NYAAA1 votesI really thought it was going to be another Q.Q for Riven well played sir
Only Play Darius1 votesNo waveclear.
The AOE stun is highly situational.
Heal isn't global.
Does not do damage while building tank, damage is minimal.
Can not play all positions effectively. Good luck clearing jg or surviving mid/top.
Half the shit you listed is inaccurate.
