I don't want to face the wind
Every time I go onto League to do my daily normals game that smug asshole shows up to top lane
Every time I keep reassuring myself that none of my abilities can be blocked by his wall I play numerous champions each designed to beat the kind of champion he is It's been over a year and I still don't know the secret to beating him I try and I try, but I get bamboozled every time
I just want this nightmare to end please just end my suffering or give me advice that isn't just lol his shield is down or don't let him near minions

and
hit him hard.
the overwhelming majority of his damage is auto attacks and crits, randuins and ninja tabi gut both of those.
is a pretty easy counter