A match of league in 2019.

Top: Cho vs Yasuo Jg: Jax (Me) vs other Jax Mid: Ezreal vs Quiyana Bot: Teemo and Cassio vs Ashe and Udyr.

The match starts with Ezreal killing Quiyana, who then kills him with the help of Udyr (who follows the No Gold Item Roaming Support Strategy™). After stacking some more gold Udyr does nothing for the rest of the game except for counterjungling me on one side while their Jax farms the other, with my team doing nothing to cover my jungle. Of course this causes a 2v1 scenario in botlane that gets us first tower, and even though I'm gold starved the Yasuo is feeding our Cho so the game is more or less even. It quickly degenerates into a fiesta in which Udyr is constantly chasing me to kill me with ease (again, gold difference) while abandoning Ashe. Even when botlane helps me and we kill their Jax they refuse to dragon, prefering to play Aram in midlane.

In the end, through careful splitpush, killing the Ashe over and over and some farm I managed to catch up, and then Cassio and Cho carried the game.

I'm writing this because I need to vent, but God damn does it feel bad to play the game right now.