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Neamean69 votes

Damn Tahm Kench is Savage.

Jabberwöcky1 votes

I read this in his voice before i saw your comment. lmao, so true.

Velzard of Koz35 votes

Yes it is too harsh. Needs front page status.

The Letter H27 votes

Clash? More like crash...

Decoster23 votes

Hahaha nice one! makes me think of the old memes of the EUW servers

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/92621851049611264/449692730780549120/fUmMDCB.png

Melledoneus18 votes

I have brought up the issue to my superiors and with the other mods, and we have decided collectively through majority vote that chocolate chip cookie dough is better than chocolate chip mint ice cream.

And as for your post, I think it is pretty harsh. And I love it.

3TWarrior1 votes

but...but.... the cookies and cream ice cream! and the mixing it with chocolate chip mint ice cream!

ModPeriscope2 votes

Mint chocolate chip: the pineapple pizza of desserts.

BLACK REALM GOD1 votes

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I have brought up the issue to my superiors and with the other mods, and we have decided collectively through majority vote that chocolate chip cookie dough is better than chocolate chip mint ice cream.

And as for your post, I think it is pretty harsh. And I love it.

it is not. ice cream can be fat free and wont give you colon cancer or diarrhea. cookie dough that is uncooked on the other hand...

Space Odity11 votes

C L A S H, clash stands for: C - Crashed while L - launching A - also Rito S - still H - haven't fixed it or gave anything to the bloody fanbase just to even seem sorry

Kairoptra2 votes

Chill out, they gave you your tickets back.

PMTurtle5 votes

Chill out? Do you have any idea how much time it costed to make a team, with ppl i didn't know in real life. I needed to find them, then when i actually got a team, we created tactics, different comps, comunication and most of all practice games. I was so hyped, i dont even care about the medals and etc (it is a nice add tho) I just wanted to play in a tournament, i was happy, i played like the best games of my life was best week when created a team, it was hard but it was fun. THEN riot just says half an hour b4 it starts: "Oh hello there, clash has been canceled have fun XDDDD" -_- This pissed me off so hard, i played games just cause i couldnt do anything else, i went into a huge lose streak... They said: "Ye we hope to have fixed it to tomorrow"... DID THEY FIX IT?? HELL NO. Ye here is ARURF go have fun.

Like please, this was legit the climax i was waiting for.. Tbh i hope LoL playrate drops now so hard, so Riot knows what they have done. All this time and hype by everyone just thrown away.

Kairoptra3 votes

As if Riot actually cancelled Clash because they wanted to. After all the hyping they did, after the literal months of testing, can it really be called anything other than bad luck? You seem to be under the impression that Riot knew about the bug weeks in advance and did nothing when you have no evidence. With all the hype, I would think that the more likely situation was that this bug popped up out of nowhere after they'd released the videos and the website. Why would they release all of that stuff with this game-breaking bug still in it?

Also, don't you think after all the testing that's been done, after all the time and hard work Riot put in, that they're equally frustrated? Imagine that you're a sculptor and you have spent months working on a masterpiece. Then, days before you're supposed to submit it to a museum, part of your piece (for reasons beyond your control, e. g. moisture, bugs, etc.) collapses after cracking overnight. That's what's happened from Riot's perspective.

What do you want from Riot? I could understand if you wanted the straight BE/RP back for your ticket(s), but is there any other restitution they could possibly give you? I made the comment because they have done stuff to say sorry. I don't know what you want from them.

3TWarrior1 votes

they cancelled aram's updated map because they wanted to

the rotating game modes show a statistical bias towards two or three game modes out of over a dozen and the only explanation given was that modes that were functional in the old client...were not functional in the new client

most artists that are actually accepted into a museum are heavily recorded just in case unless the artist specifically requests not to be, though the effect of the piece is diminished

Kairoptra1 votes

What does any of that have to do with Clash? You're just stating things.

ExpStealer2 votes

Even Riot themselves stated that the bug popped out of the blue since they never encountered it in all the PBE testing. But, of course, it's easier to be mad and rage on instead of understanding Riot's situation.

DuskDaUmbreon2 votes

You paid to make a team?

What? Why? Why the fuck would you waste money to get shitty players? You can do that just by going into a bronze match.

PMTurtle1 votes

I didn't pay for a team, i said: "It costed time" not money. It is an expression

SmashinBob4 votes

{quoted}

Chill out, they gave you your tickets back.

How about the time that people lost?

Kairoptra1 votes

I don't understand what else you could want from them.

SmashinBob3 votes

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I don't understand what else you could want from them.

Everything

Kairoptra1 votes

Thanks for being specific [slayer-jinx-unamused]

Algido2 votes

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Thanks for being specific [slayer-jinx-unamused]

Personally, I think a straight answer would be nice. The ! drop down says they are looking into what CAUSED clash to FAIL. In their apology they said they decided to cancel it because they wanted people's first clash experience to be as amazing as possible and they weren't confident in the event experience that would have been had.

SmashinBob2 votes

In their apology they stated here you go URF mode as apology, and a lot of the player base dont even care about URF. How hard it is to give out a chest and a key to people logged in during failed clash, or whatever similar, giving out a game mode feels a bit sad to state an apology. Some people actually have jobs and their time is valuable to decide on what they are spending their weekends.

KennysDreamGirl3 votes

lets replace clash with the league logo and youre good to go

gamerunner2502 votes

ding

Lęmon1 votes

dude f*cking oof. Rip riot, you tried.

King Yellowman1 votes

They should roll out a hype video where a bunch of nerds are getting ready to play League but then Rito cucks them with their s***ty programming so instead of pretending that playing video games in public makes you look cool and getting watched by cute girls in cosplay, they all go home and get wasted on fizzy drinks while they scream over Xbox Live like a bunch of wild banshees until they black out and wake up alone covered in Cheeto dust, Mountain Dew, and deep-seeded insecurities.

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