Let's give Volibear grizzly buffs for no reason

• The further Volibear runs with rolling thunder, the further he throws champions behind him
• Rolling Thunder's damage scales with move speed as bonus true damage
• AP scalings on his E and R increase with every champ he munches with W
• If Rolling Thunder grabs a minion, Volibear will not let go till he smashes a champion with it dealing bonus True Max % Tilt Damage
• Volibear can't die till his passive finishes regenerating HP, enemy champions must wait till it comes off CD
• When R kills a target they explode dealing Max % Grizzly Damage to the summoners soul
• If E would kill a minion it transforms it into a rabid cub that does not snivel
• Every time Volibear activates his passive and lives, it gets stronger
• If Volibear is in the Jungle Mendelssohn's - Hebrides Overture plays globally
• Every time Volibear clears a Jungle camp it's replaced with GRIZZLY BEARS, that deal MAX % GRIZZLY DAMAGE
• When Volibear kills Rift herald he summons polar bears in every lane and enemy fountain, they are immune to damage and the decay of time and space
• Volibear is immune to fear because the Ursine have no fear
• If you get an S on Volibear Rito will send you Polar bears every christmas
• When Volibear clears Jungle camps it adds an orbiting cub that is consumed when hit by CC negating its effects

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