if you main teemo you're cancer

LeMemeBoy··6 votes·4,576 views

not because teemo is op or because teemo sucks.

even though at times both of those were painfully true.

90% of the teemo picks i see

"we need an AD top since we're pretty AP heavy, or at least an ap tank"

Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo

"please we don't need teemo, we need to be able to survive until late game" Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo Teemo fuck me whatever we'll make due

3 minutes in Rumble FIRST BLOODTeemo

5 minutes in Teemo AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN

"WTF NO GANKS TOP LOL OK IM NOT GONNA GROUP ALL GAME"

teemo mains are the worst. i get it, we all have a main. mine is personally Bard. but you don't fucking see me picking Bard into braum or janna every single fucking game.

i see teemo "mains" picking teemo when the team needs ad, tank, or cc. these guys usually end up costing the game for his team(in the rare occasion he just afk pushes top for the win)

please just fucking delete teemo instead of hotfixing him.

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what you deserve4 votes

two of my three level 7s are teemo and fizz. if your teemos aren't doing well then they're not true teemo mains anyway

LeMemeBoy2 votes

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two of my three level 7s are teemo and fizz. if your teemos aren't doing well then they're not true teemo mains anyway

two of your three level 7's are pure cancer.

js

what you deserve1 votes

two of my three level 7s shit on whiny haters like you

Dracocrash3 votes

Breaking news: playing a champion in a game on the internet now means you are a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body!!!

LeMemeBoy1 votes

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Breaking news: playing a champion in a game on the internet now means you are a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body!!!

replace abnormal cells with shitter teemo mains, and part of the body with RIOT games. and there the comparison is made sense for your puny little mind.

rtbf2216514122 votes

I guess I forget to get first blooded then.

LeMemeBoy1 votes

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I guess I forget to get first blooded then.

just sharing my many experiences with shit teemo mains.

to be fair, sometimes they are really good at teemo and carry the game.

most of the time, theyre shitter noobs who don't know how to cs, how to lane, how to draft, or how to critically think.

Mira Arya Enthe1 votes

If you said this about Riven or Yasuo. Those would be upvotes. Because boards. :^)

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