If Riot made an item that builds off of B.F.Sword and Needlessly Large Rod.

Unique Passive - Fuck Off Deals 5000 true damage to target champion

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What would its stats and effects be?

#Hybrid HAM

• Recipe
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• 350g (Total 3500g)
• Stats
• N/A (see Passives)
• Passives
• UNIQUE Passive - HAM
  • +50 Attack Damage
  • +80 Ability Power
• UNIQUE Passive: Fuck you. You're already getting 50AD and 80AP in one item slot. You don't get more.
• (Unique passives with the same name don't stack.)

Hi.

holy fk thats OP sh*t. Hybrid champs are gonna rejoice

oh man idk 80 ap + 55 ad + some unique passive. duh

TBH, that item would probably never be bought due to having such a terrible buildpath. 1550g+1600g+combine cost is really hard to build at any phase of the game unless you're insanely fed. At that rate may as well just buy +.

40 Stacks Babee.

+60 AD +100 AP Unique passive: 10% of your AD is added to your AP and 15% of your AP is added to your AD. Does not stack with itself.

There we go, finally an item that makes building hybrid somewhat worthwhile and not scale so badly to late game.

I think you meant...

Active effect : obamacare Gains 500 AD and AP for 30 seconds (5 minute cooldown)

Passive: LCS PLAYZ

Rightclick to dash to any ally or ward.

Active:JUKE CITY

Places a shadow at the target location, it mimicks your spells, and can trade places with your champion at any time by reactivating this item.

Ultimate Magical Blade

Recipe: +

+100 AP +100 AD

Active: Inflict 100 Physical Damage and 100 Magic Damage to every enemy within 500 units. (5 minute cooldown)