For me it is anybody thinking Shyvana is a tank... The champion with Zero Lockdown. A single, wonky CC. A very mild passive tanking steroid and otherwise a full damage kit that encourages Attack Speed, On Hit and Movement Speed. Next people will tell me Yi, Kayle and Trynd are tanks because they have damage mitigation and a self heal.
What puts you on tilt the fastest?
Miku Append20 votesWhen people don't ban Yasuo.
Keira Helsh13 votesPing ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping ping
Slythion2 votesping ping ping ping PING PING PING PING PINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPINGPING!!!
Mr Fidori3 votesThe problem is that pinging once doesn't work. I'll ping an enemy missing 3 times, only to be asked why I didn't alert of MIA.
Keira Helsh2 votes[{quoted}](name=Mr Fidori,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=1bRdUrLr,comment-id=00030003,timestamp=2016-09-19T16:29:54.560+0000)
The problem is that pinging once doesn't work. I'll ping an enemy missing 3 times, only to be asked why I didn't alert of MIA.
I always get the ones that nonstop 'fall back' ping when I'm playing a tank and am keeping people locked down. They'll be sitting there, doing nothing while spamming the 'fall back' ping as I take no damage, kill one, and the other escapes because they were too busy filling my ears with distracting noises rather than playing the game.
Mr Fidori3 votesBut for every guy like you, there's a squishy ADC that walks in the jungle with no vision, and ignores the three enemies that just disappeared into the fog of war near them, and you're pings to fall back.
They can be heard yelling "Stop pinging me!" shortly before they die.
Jungle Lux God12 votesMy chair breaking IRL.
I don't just tilt, I fall over.
Ozag the Mighty4 votesYou mean when the ADC flashes instead of clicking, right? Cause it makes me face palm every time.
Astôlfo6 votesWhen people barely know how to play certain champions but still do well/carry due to the virtue of said champion being 'pubstomper'-esque, where their power increases in inverse relationship to the level of knowledge the opponents have on playing against them.
AmetDeCrypt1 voteshang on while I attempt to read this sentence and fail miserably because dyslexia.
Astôlfo1 votesBasically champions like Master Yi, Illaoi, Darius, Katarina, LeBlanc, Lee Sin, Teemo, Zed, etcetera.
Those champions are 'pubstompers'. This means good in lower ELOs but usually bad in higher ELOs.
High ELO players know how to play against them.
Low ELO players don't.
So if they get snowballing, they'll usually end up carrying.
Why?
No one knows how to stop them.
(I don't know if the spacing out will help with your dyslexia, but I hope it can ^^. Sorry, I don't mean any offense or such by it. If I'm just being an ignorant fool, my apologies.)
AmetDeCrypt1 votesnope that just about clears things up.
Astôlfo1 votesGlad I could help!
Spaceman5pff6 votes
AmetDeCrypt1 votes
laughs at him from a tower away as he blows up.
SmileInABox6 votesWhen top or jg is last pick, sees that we dont have any tanks, goes damage champ anyway.
Backup4now5 votesperfect example from last night- Mid Ziggs player gives up 2 kills, all lanes including jungle die once. 5 minutes in: /all "Yeah it's gg. Open mid, I'm leaving" A summoner has disconnected. Bot lane MF: /all "Yeah he's gone, I'm afk too. Open mid."
People like Ziggs should be insta-banned from ranked for knowingly, willingly, giving up and then afking for being behind in a ranked game FIVE MINUTES IN and admitting to it in all chat without any real-life issues or motives. I was not happy tilted for the rest of the night.
ProjektSHIN4 votesmanipulating the waves purposely so enemy team is constantly pushed towards me... like... constantly... and they do so without getting punished from my jungler... cause i know i try to push aggressive and i get a mid roam/jungler/top tele lol.... that tilts me...
WinBoat4 votesThe biggest thing that tilts me is when someone isn't grouped during a team fight.
I really do not like that at all. Especially if we get baron, and instead, people want to split instead of using baron to the max and grouping and barreling down one lane as 5 when you have a clear advantage. (also please recall as 5 when you get baron, and buy before pushing as 5). Some don't recall and get picked off alone.
Most games are lost cause someone isn't grouped with the team. Notice how in LCS, if there is a fight, its usually a team fight involving all 5 members. Yeah, this ain't the lcs, but still, that's what tilts me.
Also when you ping someone multiple times and warn them, they refuse to listen and die.
DarkRitual8 votesI'd rather 4/1 split with Baron buff. Spread that minion buff out. You should be warded up by now, and when you see one of the enemy team rotation to that side lane, you rotate back to mid and 5v4 while they handle that wave pressuring their inhib turrets. Rotate to another lane. Repeat. Often times, they will eventually send 2 or more people to stop a splitpush, or send a strong one leaving them weaker in the 4v4. All the 4-man group needs to do is sit on the minions and waveclear the enemy's wave so yours can keep crashing in. It's when they decide to dive that things tend to go wrong. Wait for them to overextend instead, or for their turret to fall and try to layer some CC on the carries.
Splitpushing with Baron works, but it just requires the rest of team to not be stupid. Of course, the above scenario is more for when you've already got outer/inner turrets all down and are pushing into base. If still taking the inner lane turrets, splitpushing can work, but needs better warding, since it's harder to keep track of all of the enemy team if they use jungle pathing or drop some tp flanks.
tplegs07081 votes[{quoted}](name=Captain KIed,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=1bRdUrLr,comment-id=0004,timestamp=2016-09-19T07:22:50.628+0000)
The biggest thing that tilts me is when someone isn't grouped during a team fight.
I really do not like that at all. Especially if we get baron, and instead, people want to split instead of using baron to the max and grouping and barreling down one lane as 5 when you have a clear advantage. (also please recall as 5 when you get baron, and buy before pushing as 5). Some don't recall and get picked off alone.
Most games are lost cause someone isn't grouped with the team. Notice how in LCS, if there is a fight, its usually a team fight involving all 5 members. Yeah, this ain't the lcs, but still, that's what tilts me.
Also when you ping someone multiple times and warn them, they refuse to listen and die.
"baron to the max"? u mean using the baron buff on ONE wave of minions instead of say two to three waves of minioons to do more tower damage? oh no?... SOMETIMES not always but using a split pusher with baron ESPEC one who can win the 1v1 while other 4v4 skirmish IS the maxing of baron... B2.. try to step up ur macro play
Sahn Uzal4 votes
BluePolarizer4 votesEnemies walk over ward. We ping. Laner ignores.
"WHY NO MIA???"
Catastrop4 votes"??????????????????????????????????"
Teklm4 votesWhen I die because or lag, or worse... When I die because of bad.
rmch994 votes"Oh you're a Riven main? Better not afk. Don't flame me. Man you're a horrible person. Why are you a Riven main. How can you do so badly in lane on such an OP champ?" This is the shit that makes me WANT to afk tbh.
Renascent4 votesWhen people ping/tell me to do something I'm already doing.
I'm pushing/taking my lane's tower. (Tower gets pinged)
I'm taking dragon. (Dragon gets pinged).
PLEASE.
Luxychan3 votesGetting or seeing blamed being placed on someone else for a mistake. Like top not warding river and being over extended.. dying to gank and blaming their jungler for no presence. Mid calling MIA but adc ignores it.. dies to a swarm of 4 enemies, blames mid for not following bot. Shit like this tilts me faster than ANYTHING.
The Deckowner3 votesplaying with a 4 man premade
Peoples Champ3 votesWhen I see my death recap and see an active item or keystone mastery did just as much if not more damage than the champions abilities/auto attacks. PS: Delete fervor for battle.
Lil Gr33n Ghouls3 votesWhen I'm playing a champ that has an empowered auto for Q and I somehow miss a cs by 1-5 health when I use AA+Q.
Nyanza3 votesGG EZ really rustles my jimmies.
Michael7022 votesBefore the game even starts. When somebody in champ select is giving advice. I already know they're going to suck.
Officer Zyra 2 votesthis may come off extremely toxic but when i play 
and an ally (doesnt bother too much if its an enemy) goes out of there way to steal a marked camp that i am currently attacking. It is the only time i have every willingly went afk for any length of time. Something about that interaction alones makes me have to find a pillow and scream. Nothing else overly bothers that bad and most of the time i actively try to get other people off of tilt during games when toxic stuffs in happening.
MunchCrunchLunch2 votesBot lanes that die 24 times + .
Could not care2 votesThe fastest way? Teammate bans my pre-selected champ (and I'm not talking about off-meta/garbage tier picks/ new champs). The game hasn't even started, but I'm already slightly tilted. GJ unknown teammate, putting yourself on the way to a loss.
"First time ..." in ranked is a pretty quick way too.
Lugg2 votesWhen a teammate is feeding but it's someone else's fault.
BTW, Shyvana is a tank. She takes FOREVER to kill once she has a couple tank items.
Mira Arya Enthe1 votesWhen a teammate is feeding but it's someone else's fault.
BTW, Shyvana is a tank. She takes FOREVER to kill once she has a couple tank items.
Anybody in the game can build tank items. Her only tanking steroid is her passive, and it's not huge. She also has 0 lockdown and only mildly good initiation. Her abilities are an AA reset double hit that reduces cooldown with Attack Speed. An AoE burn and movement speed that increases duration with Attack Speed and does on hit flat damage with basic attacks. A Fireball that marks enemies to take bonus %HP damage from basic attacks. An ult that leaps and makes her damage AoE. None of these are tank. Not even Darius or Garen are tanks, they are Juggernauts, they take a while to kill and dish out damage while they soak some up. That would be like calling a fury warrior from WoW a tank.
Tanks need initiation and CC, that is why all the primary tanks in the game have it. Go to the champion roster and type in "Tank" to see everything Riot considers a tank. There are more than Riot considers a tank, like Hecarim who is played as a tank. But again, he has initiation and lockdown.
Lugg1 votesWhen a champion takes longer to kill than the actual so called tanks, they are a tank. Doesn't matter if they have CC or not. If you can soak up a ton of damage, you are a tank. End of story.
Mira Arya Enthe2 votesWhen a champion takes longer to kill than the actual so called tanks, they are a tank. Doesn't matter if they have CC or not. If you can soak up a ton of damage, you are a tank. End of story.
Uhm... They don't take longer than the actual tanks to kill. Shyvana's 20 bonus Armor and Magic Resist doesn't even compare to Leona's 60+20% Armor and Magic resist. Or Sion's immense max HP shield. Or Poppy's 20% max HP shield and +15% Armor and Magic Resist. Plus without Lockdown she doesn't live as long, because lockdown prevents the enemy from attacking. The enemy cannot dash into/away from Poppy, gets knocked up, pinned to a wall and slowed. Meaning they cannot deal as much damage to her OR HER TEAM! Which is the important part about a tank. When Leona jumps in with 290MR and 350Armor and 4000HP(More than Shyvana builds or can get as Leona's W is stronger) she is also rooting 1 person, stunning 1 person, stunning/slowing 1-5 people, then stunning somebody again in 5 seconds or less. Meaning during those windows she is reducing the damage dealt to herself AND HER TEAM. When Rammus activates his 120 bonus armor and magic resist(a lot more than 20) he also deals damage based on people attacking him, taunts 1 person and can knock up usually 1-3 people, providing CC for his team and reducing how much damage enemies deal to himself and HIS TEAM. When Sejauni gets her 25 armor and her kit deals damage based on HP meaning you build much tankier than Shyvana, she also knocks up 1-3 enemies does a long lasting stun on 1-5 enemies and slows 1-5 enemies, reducing their ability to damage her and HER TEAM. Noticing a trend? Tanks, real tanks, not only have stronger steroids, stronger base tanking stats, more encouragement to build tank and don't scale amazing with damage stats, but real tanks also lock down the enemies, reducing the damage said enemies do to them and THEIR TEAM. Also preventing the enemy from moving, coordinating and using abilities to disengage or engage themselves.
Shyvana jumps into a fight with 20 bonus armor and MR, does damage... that's it. Her Q is damage, her W is damage, her E is damage, her ult has a tiny and wonky knock back. Her entire kit scales off of attack speed and... that is it. She isn't even a 'drain tank' like Olaf or Attrox use to be considered. That isn't a tank. A tank has to be able to soak damage AND provide peel AND lockdown for their team.
MaxDarkwill2 votesfizz yasuo vayne riven zed no matter how bad they play if they get 2 kills its most of the time over because they begin to snowball
Livin like Riven2 votesGetting pinged to fall back 7 times by 3 different people after I just healed, used my escape, flashed, used Youmuus, popped my third summoner spell, Ghost, and began running directly away from the enemies. I don't know how to make it any more clear to you that I'm trying to get away, but rest assured, I'm trying.
Mysticman892 votesTeammates who get to the nexus in ranked, but would rather spam laugh by their fountain rather than destroy the nexus, only to get aced and ultimately lose us the game.
If you want to be a terrible person and BM and draw things out to late then do it in normals; ranked is about winning. How people get to plat elo with anti-win attitudes boggles me so much.
UnboundCreator1 votesbiggest thing that tilts me is when retard shyvanas build damage instead of tank
RitoCantFixMe1 voteswhen i'm azir first pick and lock in and forget they didn't ban him.
Arakadia1 votesJungler ganking your already ahead lane and dieing. Holy shit I hate that.
AIodia1 votesi'm always on tilt. i'm toxic and trashy even before champ select. it's what i do, it's who i am. deal with it.
Left 4 Egg1 votesDropping from p1 to plat 4 that tilts me
Zone of Endless1 votesWhen team doesn't pick for a balance composition/play a champ off role but suck at it.
Ping spam doesn't annoy me since I mute ping volume. I'm support and look at minimap 90% of the time anyway.
