3 is the magic number, Riot.
Braum is crap. Why? Because his passive is 4 hits instead of 3 Vayne? 3 hits. Goddess late game. Kindred? Frustrating as hell because E is a 3 hit slow. Aatrox? Was amazing until he got nerfed and then decided to build Devourer, which turns his 3 hit W into a 2 hit W. <- obviously making him shit. Darius? Crappy because his passive is 5 hits. Diana? Freaking amazing snowball because passive is 3 hits. TLD? 3 hits. That's all. Ekko? 3 hits, but only sort of 3 hits because reasons. I'll let this one slide. Fiora? 4 hits. Sucks in teamfights. GP? His barrels start with 3 hp, one for each hit. They hit like a truck. Gnar? 3 hits. stomps lane. Graves? Great early clear because his passive starts with 3 bullets. Jax? His ult is 3 hits. Jayce? 3 hits on his boost for domination. Jinx? 3 stacks of Q to win. 3 traps to ensure a root. Lulu? Pix shoots 3 bolts to rekt people. Riven? passive stacks up to 3 times. Renekton? Q TRIPLES vs champions, W hits THREE times, E reduces armor by a THIRD (eh, 35 is close enough) Tahm need THREE stacks to devour enemies and roflstomp Vel'koz needs THREE hits
Riot, don't even bother releasing any other number because they end being "meh," while all* the ones with 3 are "OGMG SO GOOD."
*notealldoesnotliterallymean"all"championsinthegame.Don'tgetyoureloinawadbecauseyoucan'ttakeajoke,k?K.#citrus.
