This is REALLY starting to piss me off

Short story:

Game 1:

: End the game, I have to leave. (Note: we're not even close to the end of the game)

: That's ok i think we can do it.

_vote to surrender pops up _

: I don't surrender, I think we can still win. We just need to group

<--- Me: Yeah, me too, don't surrender. We can still win without you. But why would you join a game if you knew you have to leave? (I am assuming people are generally given a heads up when they are going somewhere/have to do something)

: I didn't know that i have to leave. Plus, i have to go because i have a life unlike YOU

: What the fuck?!

: Yeah alistar, take a fucking chill pill, people have lives to attend to outside of this game. I think we can still win this game.

: THATS WHAT I SAID TOO, I said i was fine with her leaving, but we have to group! Unlike you I don't like to fucking lose every game.

: Yeah well once again, i have a life i have stuff to do outside of the game.

_Feeds as much as she possibly fucking can before she leaves _

: We need to group, lets get Baron while we still can.

: Right behind you.

: Ok

_A long but painful process of a 3 man baron, but i'm still able to confirm it. _

try to teleport back to base but get 5 man dived at Baron

_We manage to take a good number of the enemy team out on our own through hard CC, let alone because Sona was a very good support and Azir was very good at doing Azir things while i tanked for the team. _

: TRYND WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU WE COULD HAVE WON THAT!!

_Trynd was farming bot, or as what people like to call "split pushing" _

_continues to never group while Sona, Azir and I get destroyed on our own. _

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1932484579/49006880?tab=overview <-----How the game turned out

Game 2 (literally right after the Vayne and Trynd story):

: End the game i have to go. (Why do people who leave magically assume the team will gain supernatural powers and destroy everything in their path to end the game?)

: Why would you -

Has disconnected

_ left on our own to fend for ourselves._

_I continued to tank for my team, Taric was being a great support Varus was doing his best and Yi was... Doing Master Yi things like you know, 5 v 1 man diving thinking he can do the impossible. _

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1932427032/49006880?tab=overview <---- **How the game turned out **

Game 3 (Third time's a charm right?):

IN CHAMPION SELECT:

<--- Me: Top

: Supp

: Jung

: Mid

AND OF COURSE, THE WONDERFULLY OBNOXIOUS TYPICAL ADC PLAYER COMES ALONG, CAN'T HAVE A GAME WITHOUT THAT RIGHT?

: Oh come on. Bard top? Bard is fucking trash...

I inform him that i main top lane bard

And i dont even have a REAL support. Come on man...

He's mad because he didnt get blitzcrank to Q Q Q Q Q Q Q everything for him is my guess

Game starts

: So i don't have a support?

: OMFG Varus just play the fucking game and stop whining (yes i admit i am kind of an asshole toxic player here)

: You guys don't need me. Have fun playing without me....

goes idle

: /all report Varus please

: Hahaha no, but i'll honour him if he lets us win!

Joins back only to do jack shit for the team

http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1932537224/49006880?tab=overview <---- How the game turned out

RIOT STOP QUEUING ME UP WITH THESE ANNOYING, SOBBING, LAUGHABLY TOXIC INGRATES. THEY MAKE MY MATCH HISTORY LOOK LIKE A GOD DAMN JOKE. GIVE THEM HARSHER PUNISHMENTS PLEASE!!!!!!