Game Mode: The Great Poro Roundup!

Space Bum·10/17/2014, 9:04:09 PM·18 votes·4,675 views

Map: Summoners Rift (winter skin)

**Changes: **

  • the Nexus is replaced with a circular poro pasture filled with piles of poro snacks.
  • Baron is replaced with a gigantic poro (The Grand Poro) wearing a mustache and a Santa hat.

Game Play:

  • Walking into your base's pasture will grant you 5 poro snacks if your trinket slot is not filled.
  • Slaying an enemy will spawn one neutral poro.
  • Feeding a neutral poro will befriend it.
  • Befriended poros are tinted either blue or purple depending on what team you are on. Once Befriended the poro will follow the campion (limit of 10 poros following a single champ. Poros fed after 10 will just disappear.). A Stacking speed buff (fuzzy skates) is granted for each poro.
  • When a champion dies their poros become neutral and scatter.
  • Poros can not enter a fountain, back, teleport, flash, or follow with like-flash abilities. When the bond is broken in this way the poros will stay in place but will become neutral. (hint: break bonds in a safe place to horde poros or transfer them to teammates. )
  • Another buff may be gained based on the number of poros a single champion has following them.              3 - increased xp and gold per 5              5 - increased armer, magic resist, health regen, and                    mana regen.               8 - increased AP, AD, attack speed, and CDR.             10 - increased damage to structures. Basic attacks
                       deal 10% of a structures max health.

-Poros are afraid of turrets receiving turret damage will cause poros to become neutral and scatter.

  • To befriend the Grand Poro a champion must have 3 Befriended Poros. The champion will channel the Grand Poro, feeding him 5 poro snacks. The Grand Poro emits a massive speed buff aura (Cuddle Sled) . If the bond is broken with the Grand Poro he will slowly walk back to his spawn point and cannot be befriended until he returns.
  • Enemy minions will transform into poros befriended by the enemy teem if they cross over into the pasture.
  • Befriended poros will remain in an enemy pasture if they cross over. The pasture cannot be entered by enemies if the final turrets or all inhibitors are up.
  • The Grand Poro can only enter enemy bases. ** Winning:**
  • The game is won when a team moves 30 poros or the Grand Poro into the enemies pasture.

20 Comments

Riotmoonstones10/17/2014, 9:04:55 PM14 votes

You had me at 'poro'. :3

Fires of Justice10/17/2014, 9:11:04 PM5 votes

Every ten minutes Volibear spawns and goes after Poro Snax

Yaknose10/17/2014, 9:30:47 PM3 votes

I am very much in favor of poro-based game modes. The best bug I've ever experienced in this game was when in an ARAM when we exploded a poro Dragonslayer Braum had fed and the mustache stayed behind, hopping around.

Space Bum10/17/2014, 10:07:45 PM1 votes

Just imagine a double Ace. Poros everywhere. It would force both teams to go immediately back into a team fight.

Then what do you do if you are the only one left after a fight. That is 9 poros at least and at best you have 5 poro snacks.

LupusNox10/17/2014, 11:29:42 PM1 votes

Would be best game mode ever

General Keith10/18/2014, 12:01:47 AM1 votes

the hour-long matches will no longer be bearable due to the millions of tiny vessels of immense poro love. "2 CUTE OMIGOSH!" A Summoner Has Disconnected

A TrollPole Main10/18/2014, 12:45:51 AM1 votes

i worry about lag issues if you have too may poros fights would become impossible

Torbjörn10/18/2014, 3:20:52 AM1 votes

This thread made me laugh. lol

Bouffon dAnglais10/18/2014, 7:05:31 AM1 votes

OH MAH GAWD RITO PLS

The Lady Loki10/20/2014, 10:49:36 AM1 votes

A Poro game mode... I am so in.

Hi lm Kalista10/20/2014, 2:56:10 PM1 votes

OMG PLZ SOMEONE DO THIS