Game Mode: The Great Poro Roundup!

Space Bum··18 votes·4,675 views

Map: Summoners Rift (winter skin)

**Changes: **

  • the Nexus is replaced with a circular poro pasture filled with piles of poro snacks.
  • Baron is replaced with a gigantic poro (The Grand Poro) wearing a mustache and a Santa hat.

Game Play:

  • Walking into your base's pasture will grant you 5 poro snacks if your trinket slot is not filled.
  • Slaying an enemy will spawn one neutral poro.
  • Feeding a neutral poro will befriend it.
  • Befriended poros are tinted either blue or purple depending on what team you are on. Once Befriended the poro will follow the campion (limit of 10 poros following a single champ. Poros fed after 10 will just disappear.). A Stacking speed buff (fuzzy skates) is granted for each poro.
  • When a champion dies their poros become neutral and scatter.
  • Poros can not enter a fountain, back, teleport, flash, or follow with like-flash abilities. When the bond is broken in this way the poros will stay in place but will become neutral. (hint: break bonds in a safe place to horde poros or transfer them to teammates. )
  • Another buff may be gained based on the number of poros a single champion has following them.              3 - increased xp and gold per 5              5 - increased armer, magic resist, health regen, and                    mana regen.               8 - increased AP, AD, attack speed, and CDR.             10 - increased damage to structures. Basic attacks
                       deal 10% of a structures max health.

-Poros are afraid of turrets receiving turret damage will cause poros to become neutral and scatter.

  • To befriend the Grand Poro a champion must have 3 Befriended Poros. The champion will channel the Grand Poro, feeding him 5 poro snacks. The Grand Poro emits a massive speed buff aura (Cuddle Sled) . If the bond is broken with the Grand Poro he will slowly walk back to his spawn point and cannot be befriended until he returns.
  • Enemy minions will transform into poros befriended by the enemy teem if they cross over into the pasture.
  • Befriended poros will remain in an enemy pasture if they cross over. The pasture cannot be entered by enemies if the final turrets or all inhibitors are up.
  • The Grand Poro can only enter enemy bases. ** Winning:**
  • The game is won when a team moves 30 poros or the Grand Poro into the enemies pasture.

20 Comments

Riotmoonstones14 votes

You had me at 'poro'. :3

CupcakeTrap5 votes

You had me at 'poro'. :3

… and then again at the second mention of "poro".

Fires of Justice5 votes

Every ten minutes Volibear spawns and goes after Poro Snax

Space Bum8 votes

Silly bear, snacks are for poros!

UncensoredAngel2 votes

XD

General Keith1 votes

replaces dragon

Yaknose3 votes

I am very much in favor of poro-based game modes. The best bug I've ever experienced in this game was when in an ARAM when we exploded a poro Dragonslayer Braum had fed and the mustache stayed behind, hopping around.

General Keith1 votes

How does that happen!?

Yaknose1 votes

The intended behavior is that when all 10 players feed their poro snax to the same poro, it explodes into a bunch of little poros, and if Braum feeds a poro, it gets a mustache. I think the bug was that the mustache is coded as a separate object attached to the poro, and that the huge poro was just made invisible rather than removed, and nobody ever thought to add a trigger to make the mustache become invisible. Few people play ARAM on the PBE, and few people ever manage to get everybody to feed the same poro, so it's easy for the bug to have made it to live. I'm pretty sure it's changed by now though.

Space Bum1 votes

Just imagine a double Ace. Poros everywhere. It would force both teams to go immediately back into a team fight.

Then what do you do if you are the only one left after a fight. That is 9 poros at least and at best you have 5 poro snacks.

LupusNox1 votes

Would be best game mode ever

General Keith1 votes

the hour-long matches will no longer be bearable due to the millions of tiny vessels of immense poro love. "2 CUTE OMIGOSH!" A Summoner Has Disconnected

A TrollPole Main1 votes

i worry about lag issues if you have too may poros fights would become impossible

Space Bum1 votes

Changed it to 10 per. There probably would be lag issues. There could be a global limit on poros. Once it is hit they stop spawning on deaths.

Space Bum1 votes

Also I added a nasty buff for number of poros. If someone gets 10 and is unchecked the game should end pretty fast.

Torbjörn1 votes

This thread made me laugh. lol

Bouffon dAnglais1 votes

OH MAH GAWD RITO PLS

The Lady Loki1 votes

A Poro game mode... I am so in.

Hi lm Kalista1 votes

OMG PLZ SOMEONE DO THIS

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