Wrote this at work, hope you enjoy

As soon as I get home I'm logging right in I just hope the que is down to a min Finally that sound it echoes throughout The calling of battle without a doubt Everyone calling and requesting bans "Get rid of the jungles, no devourer fans" I'm calling the mid lane I hope you dont troll Winning all day damn I'm on a roll The game counts down and I smile hard I cant wait to see the terrible ults from this bard One final sound and there fades the chat I look at my border man I wish it was plat Land right in the fountain were back on the rift I missed a whisper "Hey thanks for the gift" "No problem bro you carry weight" Now its time for me to meet fate

Minions have spawned, time to do work Ahh wow our supports already a jerk "Noob ADC, why didnt pick trist?" Negative attitude braum heh now there is a twist Forget that guy I've got Viktor to crush Take this ignite and you back off in a rush I almost had him but he walked into the brush I flash right in with all my blood lust "FIRST BLOOD" HELL YEAH VOIDLINGS ARE CLUTCH I float back already ahead Every time I'm in range hes already fled Another kill coming up I just hit six What the? his ult cancelled mine? rito please fix I think I still got him just one more auto "KIlling Spree" man I hit the lotto Mid towers gone so I think ill roam Lets go Rammus, btw digging the chrome They so low we can easily dive Thirsty for kills I can taste my drive What is that sound on no it cant be A fiddlesticks ulted right over that tree Aright well fine this turned around But still all that gold time to spend my mound Why the heck is dragon so far from the town I think I can steal cuz theyre all low CC'ed to death damn I thought I was pro

Lets get grouped and push some towers Would someone please turn off that damn Austin Powers I'm trying to concentrate this is serious business Corporate mundo got a kill yeah give em the business Cover me braum I'm taking the gromp Btw what the hells up with their comp Nami adc? since when is she fed? I'm starting to rage my moniter is turning red Just try to relax, you got this promo I just wish this braum would stop calling jinx a homo "LEGENDARY" nice riven youre taking over this game 10-0 damn thats straight hall of fame I'm back in my groove how'd you like that ult fid? Thats right you got rekt you dumb silly kid Now time for baron stop stressing me out Ugh how did they steal even having smite Ill never get promoted try as I might "ACED" damn i hate that phrase These terribad teammates giving driving me craze I start to shout flames but then it finally hits me How will my rage help this completely useless God awful lee? I was so excited before the game started Now im depressed and feeling cloud hearted I love this game, it should always be fun Even though they look like they just won Time for a last stand come on team lets do this I'll show you what I can do if my ult doesnt miss

I see them approach and while they shout GG But that is that on the corner of the map I see? A huge giant wave with our AD carry Theyre trying to back stop them at all costs Seriously braum try to hit those damn frosts Shes so close the turrets are down If you pull this off i'll literally mail you a crown ADC nami is homeguarding fast Jinx just focus nexus dont stop to cast 3 more hits Im starting to stand WHAT HOW DID THAT BUBBLE JUST LAND JINX YOU FAILURE I TRUSTED YOU THAT WAS OUR LAST CHANCE THAT YOU JUST BLEW Welp here they come mid it's all over now I can myself slumping and starting to scowl I start to type words of disgust at both teams I guess I'm just doomed to failure it seems While I'm raging and typing, standing about Who should walk by but the ADC trout I quickly try to ult her but why isnt it working? Then I look down and it all makes sense I slowly push enter "HOPE YOU HAVE FUN JERKINGrqerrqrrrqr" A hard lesson to learn if you ask my 10 cents We lost the game and I failed to get plat But the number one thing that hurt the most is that My rage just cost my big promotion A chain of events that I set in motion So listen to me I'll tell you the truth Just try to calm down and try to self sooth Its supposed to be fun remember thats why you came Not to spam people sarcastic "good game" League isnt just special its off the chart So long as you remember that its you at the heart.

Thanks for playing with me friends.