Megathread please?

I know there aren't a lot of megathreads here (and there's definitely some downsides to it), but the whole username issue really needs one - or at least its own board. People are ignoring facts or simply don't know the facts about it and it's cluttering the boards up. Furthermore, most players who complain don't need a response, or can be responded to in one response, meaning that there's no need really for an entire thread just for their complaint/issue - this is the perfect situation for a megathread.