Champion select goes through but game won't launch

I've had AFKs in like 4 of my last 5 attempts to play a game since the latest patch. Now this morning I got through champion select, and the game never launched.

I just sit there with the "Reconnect" button and the launcher won't even open.

Love knowing I'm going to get slapped with a remake-loss when I literally haven't done anything.

Edit: Yup... just lost 2 full losses worth of LP for the remake.