P.S.A.

TheGamerDragon·Sep 17, 2015·4 votes·775 views

There are some things that are OK to do in league of legends, and there are things that are not OK to do in league of legends:

Things that are OK to do:

Feed - Feed to your heart's content!
Troll - Nobody cares anyway, so do what makes you happy.
Shour racial/homophobic slurs - Welcome to League of Legends, where there points are made up and reports don't matter!
Try out a new champion in a new role - Go ahead, play ADC Orianna, you tha' man!

Things that are NOT OK to do in League of Legends:

Steer people in the right direction - This is seen as offensive as shooting a pregnant woman, and should be avoided at all cost.
Defending a player who is doing badly - Whether it's your best friend or a complete stranger, if they're doing bad, kick them to the dumps, because defending them makes you just as horrible as a pedophile.
And last but not least, NEVER be nice to anyone - This only gets you thrown in jail.

This PSA has been brought to you by Noxus.

11 Comments

Deep Terror NamiSep 17, 20152 votes

Sounds like you are getting verbal harassment reports and don't want to admit the actual cause of them. If people don't want to hear what you have to say, stop trying to tell them what to do.

Also sounds like you want your individual reports to result in punishment every time you use it. That is not how it works, and not how it should work. Also, Intentional Feeder Detection is now live.

TheGamerDragonSep 17, 20151 votes

Off by a mile. This was meant to be entirely satirical. Like, if a summoner CAME from Noxus, and was trying to get players to be bad. Sorry if it sounds misleading ^.^

Deep Terror NamiSep 17, 20152 votes

This is exactly how salty toxic kids that complain about their bans sound, so there is no way to distinguish it without additional context.

TheGamerDragonSep 17, 20151 votes

Well I thought if I posted it in this specific board, it'd A) catch some attention (click bait) and B) taken a bit less seriously as, say, Esports.

MimySep 17, 20151 votes

When I saw the end I realized that.

try clarifying it a bit more , it is a little misleading. x3

but over all good post hahah.

TheGamerDragonSep 17, 20151 votes

Well if I say it in the beginning, then the delivery of the joke is killed. Completely.

5000000000000000Sep 17, 20152 votes

Why would a Noxian say feeding/trolling is an acceptable behavior? Why not things like

Sacrifice your teammate for the greater good. Is your tank engaging into a bad fight? Let him pay for his bad decisions.
Assert dominance Be sure to assert dominance by constantly berating them. This applies to both allies and enemies.

TheGamerDragonSep 17, 20151 votes

Just thought of it, didn't really think much of it. Thought it'd be cute to post :>

MimySep 17, 20151 votes