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TheGamerDragon·9/17/2015, 5:18:36 AM·4 votes·775 views

There are some things that are OK to do in league of legends, and there are things that are not OK to do in league of legends:

Things that are OK to do:

  1. Feed - Feed to your heart's content!
  2. Troll - Nobody cares anyway, so do what makes you happy.
  3. Shour racial/homophobic slurs - Welcome to League of Legends, where there points are made up and reports don't matter!
  4. Try out a new champion in a new role - Go ahead, play ADC Orianna, you tha' man!

Things that are NOT OK to do in League of Legends:

  1. Steer people in the right direction - This is seen as offensive as shooting a pregnant woman, and should be avoided at all cost.
  2. Defending a player who is doing badly - Whether it's your best friend or a complete stranger, if they're doing bad, kick them to the dumps, because defending them makes you just as horrible as a pedophile.
  3. And last but not least, NEVER be nice to anyone - This only gets you thrown in jail.

This PSA has been brought to you by Noxus.

11 Comments

Deep Terror Nami9/17/2015, 5:21:11 AM2 votes

Sounds like you are getting verbal harassment reports and don't want to admit the actual cause of them. If people don't want to hear what you have to say, stop trying to tell them what to do.

Also sounds like you want your individual reports to result in punishment every time you use it. That is not how it works, and not how it should work. Also, Intentional Feeder Detection is now live.

50000000000000009/17/2015, 5:58:03 AM2 votes

Why would a Noxian say feeding/trolling is an acceptable behavior? Why not things like

  1. Sacrifice your teammate for the greater good. Is your tank engaging into a bad fight? Let him pay for his bad decisions.

  2. Assert dominance Be sure to assert dominance by constantly berating them. This applies to both allies and enemies.

Mimy9/17/2015, 5:35:34 AM1 votes

#This PSA has been brought to you by Noxus.

Anyone new to the post...

reading the end you can see that it's men't to be a joke.

ShaftyMegee9/17/2015, 6:19:50 AM1 votes

This man should get an award, we all need to follow what he says