The 10 rules for becoming and maintaining diamond V

FF1224·10/7/2014, 2:51:56 AM·23 votes·2,275 views
  1. Always start champion select off with "URGOT JG OLNY"

This helps you gauge the toxicity of your teammates

  1. Always go 21 in offense. NO EXCEPTIONS

You win games with offense, not defense or utility

  1. Rush into lane with no items and suicide to tower if there is no enemy present

Hopefully you can get an auto attack or two off, every point of damage helps!

  1. Buy red trinket and upgrade it ASAP

You're goal is to slay as many wards as you can, amount of wards slain directly correlates to win rate

  1. If you get first blood, trash talk until they rage

Trash talking an enemy is always good, try to make legitimate arguments, hopefully the enemy team will fight with each other (common insults involve: bronzel0rd, reported for unskilled player, Reginald, weeb, blue caster minion)

  1. If you are AD, buy Sword of the Occult, if you are AP, buy Mejai's Soulstealer

You can now justify the so called "killsteal" myth, plus they are the most cost efficient items in the game

  1. Wraiths are always the priority

Making sure both team's wraiths are down at all time is very important, it pisses people off when they can't kill wraiths

  1. If you are playing Swain, always do a 15 minutes baron nashor

As Swain says, "The early bird GUTS the worm," obviously it's a message telling you to do an early baron

  1. You must go Madstone, even if you are laning, especially if you are support

Madstone is the most OP build in the game, viable on all champions

12 Comments

Vellich0r10/7/2014, 4:44:07 AM4 votes

true mastery of mechanics, and an obvious knowledge of meta make this guide 10/10 would buy.

Häßlich10/7/2014, 4:35:55 AM4 votes

10/10

I will follow this guide to the letter.

Thanks for the freelo tips. Can't wait to start climbing!

Starfall Valley10/7/2014, 2:54:31 AM3 votes

The amount of bans suddenly spike by 80%! Op, what have you done O.O

SecretAgentHulk10/7/2014, 5:23:17 AM2 votes

My duo buddy watches too much Keyori and now rushes tier-2 boots, then Mejai's. sigh I've tried to stage an intervention a couple times. He usually counters that for 300g less than a Rod, he can get potentially twice the AP. sigh sigh

Also if he gets stuck with ADC he plays Viktor. sigh Builds total AP.

ScubaSeal10/7/2014, 11:54:10 PM1 votes

Nice

ICantNameMe10/7/2014, 11:51:21 AM1 votes

Why is there no 4?

Just Mid10/7/2014, 3:08:28 AM1 votes

I remember seeing this thread somewhere