The 10 rules for becoming and maintaining diamond V
- Always start champion select off with "URGOT JG OLNY"
This helps you gauge the toxicity of your teammates
- Always go 21 in offense. NO EXCEPTIONS
You win games with offense, not defense or utility
- Rush into lane with no items and suicide to tower if there is no enemy present
Hopefully you can get an auto attack or two off, every point of damage helps!
- Buy red trinket and upgrade it ASAP
You're goal is to slay as many wards as you can, amount of wards slain directly correlates to win rate
- If you get first blood, trash talk until they rage
Trash talking an enemy is always good, try to make legitimate arguments, hopefully the enemy team will fight with each other (common insults involve: bronzel0rd, reported for unskilled player, Reginald, weeb, blue caster minion)
- If you are AD, buy Sword of the Occult, if you are AP, buy Mejai's Soulstealer
You can now justify the so called "killsteal" myth, plus they are the most cost efficient items in the game
- Wraiths are always the priority
Making sure both team's wraiths are down at all time is very important, it pisses people off when they can't kill wraiths
- If you are playing Swain, always do a 15 minutes baron nashor
As Swain says, "The early bird GUTS the worm," obviously it's a message telling you to do an early baron
- You must go Madstone, even if you are laning, especially if you are support
Madstone is the most OP build in the game, viable on all champions