PSA to all smite/teleport toplaners. sincerely enemy jungler

Pæan·4/23/2015, 9:04:26 PM·38 votes·4,509 views

If I'm jungling against you, and I see that you did this "strat" I will camp you, and I will make your life as miserable as possible. especially if you for some really dumb reason started with machete, which gives you zero benefit in lane, and honestly makes ganking you a non issue.

TLDR: expect to be camped by an early game jungler or jungler that doesn't like you stealing their camps.

Edit: this isn't meant as a salt post to destroy diversity, just please stop playing like you flash when you don't have an escape. IE don't push as a champ with no escapes.

46 Comments

Ronnie Law4/23/2015, 11:43:21 PM22 votes

PSA to all junglers camping my lane because I have smite/teleport.

I teleported bot and got your dragon while you were camping.

Sincerely, Smite/Teleport Top

GanksLikeGast0n4/23/2015, 10:26:41 PM17 votes

http://cdn.yourepeat.com/media/gif/000/624/011/668cdc1e44e8f20c51c5bd89ac231cc5.gif

Gati4/23/2015, 11:38:06 PM12 votes

My favourite quote from a jg'ler

Warwick "I'll fucking pitch a fucking tent and start a campfire if a have to"

aaronconlin4/23/2015, 11:34:39 PM4 votes

If they start with item 1039 they deserve to be camped. Anyway, it's a pretty cool strategy and (at least in my elo), not a ton of people even know about it, but I expect that to change with the article on the front page. It's really only used for the dueling power and Cinderhulk health increase, and you can only steal the enemy gromp if you're on the North side of the map

Ariel the Cruel4/24/2015, 2:12:15 AM3 votes

Azir Yes. stay top lane.

Varus I don't mind.

Leona See you in 4 towers.

Leti the Yeti4/23/2015, 10:26:07 PM3 votes

if u had every intention to camp a lane, not even flash would have saved em forever so might as have gone smite lol

Mister Punches4/24/2015, 10:27:58 PM1 votes

Not their fault Riot made Cinderhulk extremely broken, and they're just taking advantage of it.

iamthegoatofwar4/23/2015, 10:23:39 PM1 votes

yha this smite tp bullshit is getting on my nerves.

Byakuya Kuchiki4/25/2015, 4:58:42 AM1 votes

dw i took either your red or my gromp or my red and will get first blood against your laner, use my minions well to 2v1, and also buy wards and deep ward, and if all else fails pray to god youre not lee sin, because he laughs at turrets, or one of the players that knows how to build to not take damage from towers

Colgate Gator4/23/2015, 10:26:54 PM1 votes

This is a nice idea, I'll try it the next time I have a funny guy trying that out when I'm jungling.

Onwodori4/23/2015, 11:50:51 PM1 votes

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If I'm jungling against you, and I see that you did this "strat" I will camp you, and I will make your life as miserable as possible. especially if you for some really dumb reason started with machete, which gives you zero benefit in lane, and honestly makes ganking you a non issue.

TLDR: expect to be camped by an early game jungler or jungler that doesn't like you stealing their camps.

Edit: this isn't meant as a salt post to destroy diversity, just please stop playing like you flash when you don't have an escape. IE don't push as a champ with no escapes.

Lol I actually like it when I see this happen ... It lets you know that they will likely be poking around in your jungle, so if you ward smart, you can collapse on them most of the time and net a kill or assist :3

58738074DEL14/24/2015, 7:01:07 AM1 votes

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Saminus Maximus4/24/2015, 9:12:41 AM1 votes

._. All the people saying you're going to tp bot lane and get dragon if you get camped are relying on a whoooole lot of ifs. You're relying on your jungler being on the bot side of the map to make it a 5v4 instead of a 4v4. You're relying on your bot and mid to be winning lane and be in a good enough condition to fight. And the dumbest one of all you're relying on the jungler ganking you to just sit there after killing you when any half decent jungler would just start moving to do other things while you're still dead.

Stark60004/24/2015, 2:00:39 PM1 votes

They probably are hoping you camp them. So they can passive farm while you lose the rest of the map.