Zilean ADC? (Not trolling, promise!!)

Hey there, MF here.

So, real quick: Would Zilean ADC make any sort of sense? It's definitely snapping the meta over your knee, but let's look at this for a moment:

-->Only two skills scale from AP, so going AD isn't that much of a waste (And you have two skills that function fine.)

-->Is normally a support, meaning you can carry yourself if you need to / combine CC with your support

-->Has a surprisingly good range of 600 (Higher than every other ADC except for Caitlyn, Jinx (With Fishbones) A high leveled Tristana, Kog'Maw with high leveled Bio-Arcane Barrage and Twitch, but only while he is ulting.)

-->Can use fairly constant Trinity force procs (Q/E --> Q/E --> R --> W --> Q/E --> Q/E -- 6 Trinity Forces Procs when maxed rank)

-->A 5.5 second 55% movement speed buff AND OR a debuff. Can be maintained constantly with variable levels of W and E.

-->Can raise himself FROM THE DEAD. Can do it TWICE if you buy a Guardian Angel at some point.

-->Can farm like a champ later on with QWQ and Static Shiv procs.

What do you think? Do I let the beard grow for No-Shave-November and put some AD quints on Zilean? Has anyone tried this reasonably before?

Many thanks,

-MF