How to counter Wukong
It's not possible.
I crushing blow 
so hard I knock the enhancements out of 3 of his 4 other senses, but it actually increases his sense of taste as he savors the flavor of my cherry wood staff whacking him across the mouth.
finishes me off with a Noxian Guillotine only 2 not hear "You've slain an enemy" as my decoy slaps his face off, but here comes 
to the rescue with his Demacian Justice... OH NOOOO!!! It's already been 8 seconds, that was another decoy slapping your face off as well Garen. DOUBLE KILL!!!!
Surely I'll be killed as 
activates her ult, then Qs in, presses W to stun... my decoy! No worries, she can finish me off by reactivating her ult but OOPS! Sorry, I actually ran behind you instead of towards my turret. Now chew on this crushing blow you noob!
Look at squishy Fiora try to retreat, too bad I have 
and I'm whacking the back of your head off with a nimbus strike combo. You were so close to activating your ult, hitting me 3 times before I used decoy then hid in the bush behind you!
Look at these idiots 
rage out on that decoy!!! Peek-a-boo NIMBUS STRIKE! SUPER SAIYAN 4 CRUSHING BLOW with 
! DOUBLE KILL!!!!
Here comes the super tank squad 
with their 
and their swirling flames of harmless fireflies because it's all magic damage and I have 
! TRIPLE KILL!!!!!!!!
OMG, it's 1 vs 10!!!
That's ok because my passive just awarded me 5000 ARMOR AND MAGIC RESIST! Against all you noobs! SUPER LEGENDARY SUPER SAIYAN 4 GOD WUKONG REACHES LEVEL 19 ALLOWING HIM USE HIS SUPER CYCLONE!!!!! with his legendary build 
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DECAKILL!!! DECAKILL!!!! DECAKILL!!!! ALL HAIL THE MONKEY KING WUKONG!!!!!**
