League Of Legends, taught by the Champions of the Rift. (15 Quotes that teach the game.)

16. "I will lead the charge!" Lead by example.

17. "Our deeds shape the future." Farm early. You can't win end game if you don't win early.

18) "To Protect our land!" Protect those towers. A good offense requires a good defense.

19) "This world needs hope." Never give up. You can't win if you stop trying.

20) "Demacia marches as one." Stick together. You are one team, not five individuals.

21) "Fear is the first of many foes." If you fear the enemy, then they have already won. If their ADC is well fed, target him, don't avoid him.

22) "I could do this for hours. Really." Prepare for the long game. If you do not have time to play for at least 2 hours, don't start a game.

23) "What we do is right!" Remember who your ally is. Side with your teammates.

24) "I stand ready." Always be prepared for a gank. Always.

25) "DEMACIA!" Believe in your team. You cannot win without faith.

You only need to click one....fool. Don't break your mouse clicking the same spot 5000000 times. Be a hero. Save a mouse.

The most important lesson of all...

"Ok"

Every mistake is a lesson.

This is one that more people need to learn.

"The key to immortality? Not dying." Avoid dying is the key to win.

"Do not let your pride blind you." Arrogance is bad when it means you can't see what's wrong with you.

"Anger gives motivation without purpose." Don't get angry about the game, it won't help (tilt).

"MUNDO!" Remember to have fun too!

"Destroy then improve!" Kill them champions, but also kill them minions.

"Function over form!" Remember that the insane things you do have to work, not just look good.

So many noobs! Will matchmaking ever find true balance?

And then there's all those bad influences like Katarina!

: "Violence solves everything!"

So make sure to flame your teammates and stuff!

No but really...

: "Keep friends close and enemies guessing."

Stick together and clear out enemy vision! :3

"Ignorance is fatal." Don't underestimate your foes. Even if you seem to have the advantage, be weary of their power spikes and what your enemies are capable of. "Hesitation is death." You must commit to what you want to do. "Evolve and overcome!" Adapt to your current situation by making your item builds flexible. "Pave the way." Make an effort to clear the enemy turrets from your lane before laning phase ends. "Spare no quarter for the wicked." (For serious games) If you find an enemy who's out of position, capitalize on ganking that champion. The enemy team would do the same if you or your allies were isolated. "This ends... Now!" Press your advantage and end the game while you are still ahead. Don't throw away games that were certain victories for trival things such as kills and baron.

"I've seen your death, it looks painful."

Expect how your enemies would react their current situations and prepare against the power spikes that may lead in the next fight, or even at that moment.

"Don't get pushy."

Don't flame your allies, instead, look at what you could have done better.

"Follow my blade!"

Follow up with your allies, there is a reason that they did initiated a 2v3, most likely because they saw good opening or flaw in their defenses. Push your advantages if you can spot one!

"We fight while cowards talk."

lol

"Trust your instincts."

As said.

"Stand Behind Braum!"

"Be at peace."

Don't flame. Everyone gets upset - just take a step back, breathe, and reassess the situation.

"Where am I needed?"

Know where you should go. This one can be tricky, but being able to plan ahead and get where your team needs you is important.

"death is only the beginning" champion kills don't win the game, it starts the game.

"lets be friends forever" dont ignore a duo buddy cuz you lost a few games.

"misery loves company" don't feed the trolls

26. "The Unseen Blade is the deadliest" WARD. 27) "NOMNOMNOMNOM" FEAST. 28) "The Daylight! It burns! Go outside.

"FIght as a hero, or die as a coward."

Sometimes, just sometimes, you have to go ball-to-the-wall, say "To hell with it" and run in screaming. Because its better to die with a blade in your hand then a knife in your back.

Come on no wukong quotes? Those are like the most inspirational in the entire game, second to rammus's of course.

"Guns don't kill people...I mean, until you shoot them. Then they kill everything."

Attacking your teammates costs you the game. Keep that shit to yourself.

RIP NB3

Honestly, more people need to play Yi just to hear his quotes. Lots of inspirational stuff there.

"a fool and his head are easily parted"

If you don't play smart you end up as easy kills.

"Strength and wisdom guide me."

Keep a smart head and know how strong you are. If your ahead use your lead to win.

"Let none survive."

If you can ace their team. They can't do anything if their dead.

"Our instincts are razor sharp."

Sometimes just follow you gut.

"Extend your senses."

Always pay attention to where the enemy is. Don't get caught unaware

"Force is meaningless without skill."

Don't focus too much on counter picks and flavor of the month. If you are not good with a champ it does not matter how OP they are.

"I'm five steps ahead of you." Make sure that when you dive into a fight you have a backup strategy if things go south.

"A Noxian does not dawdle." Did you just win that teamfight? Good! But don't just stand there walking around the jungle now, take some objectives!

"Another opponent, another disappointment." Don't expect too much from your opponent post level six, you're motherfucking sustSwain they can't kill you with less than three people.

Thank you, Master Tactician!

"Take time to reflect." Use your best judgement in every decision and formulate a plan to win.

"Think beyond one lifetime." Remember your past games and put everything you learned from them into the current game.

"What change will this wind bring?" Is it worth?

"I am neither the first, nor the last." You have other teammates. prioritize decisions that are good for your entire team.

"URgAHGGhagGGAhgHGGHHHH!!!!"

Don't rage, makes you look silly

"Patience, summoner." Because acting on an impulse can get you killed.

Adapt or be removed!

Learn the game or don't. Only one choice will make things better.

"this battle will be my masterpiece"

remember to paint, kids.

"I'll drink you under the table, scrub"

this is a direct challenge. Be sure to always drink a case of two before you play!

"Rock solid"

Never play league without having a massive boner.

"the eyes never lie"

Yes, that was zac x riven hentai.

"tonight, we hunt"

Finding dates isn't as easy as you think

"is that a rocket in your pocket?"

See reason 3

"my right arm is stronger then my left"

masturbate with both hands, so your arms wont get deformed like tryndy's.

"everybody dies. some just need a little help."

KILL THEM ALL

"..." when in doubt, don't hit enter

(Aether Wing only) (wing systems crash, Kayle falls to the ground, moans super-sexy, then boots it back up) "...Sometimes you just need to reboot the system."

Could be read several ways, I know. In its simplest form, if things go wrong, re-think your strategy. If it's not working the last three times you tried it, it probably won't work many times afterward.

Can also be played straight, of course.

"Shh...I'm charging my laser."

It really would benefit you to know when your teammates ults are or are not up. If a few aren't, it's probably not the best idea to pursue a teamfight or endgame siege until they are.

Two reds? In a row? WITHOUT EXPLAINING?

"Some mistakes you can't make twice." -

Remember the last time you were below 50% health and you got hit by a Nidalee spear? I still do. You can't afford to make crucial errors constantly, or it will cost you dearly.

"You can't milk those"

Not attempting to milk Alistar is paramount to your success in this game

"This world is delicious"

What, don't tell me you don't think your favorite food doesn't help you play better.

"If we approach strategically from the flank... oh, who am I kidding? Let's just morph and eat them." explains why people go too ham and die 1v5 lel

What's "sharing?" Keeping track of what each teammates need will help you achieve victory. Maybe the 2 item ADC could use farm instead of the 5 item jungler. And as the game goes on, even supports could use a little extra gold in their pocket!