How to get out of your Rank (or bronze)

EDIT: My other post got deleted for excess swearing, so I'll keep the swearing down Sorry Rito ! (THIS POST HAD 90+ Upvotes yesterday ! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH)

How To get out of bronze or any rank you're stuck in [semi-REALTALK] ;)

Whaddup playaz, so you're stuck in bronze and just absolutely need to get out of that bronze. Or you're just stuck in a lower tier elo like a lil wus..... Well guess what you're in luck. I'm Plastic 7 started off bronze 2 with this specific account and getting out of bronze at first was a small hassle then quickly i reaapplied my soloqueue tips and boom, i got out.

HOW TO GET OUT OF BRONZE (or other rank):

_Welp, where do I start, let me say that if you REALLY want to get out of bronze or something, then you WILL read this whole post. If you're looking for a "this champ is freelo, ward, ping" this isn't quite it. This tells you what you need to do. Enjoy the guide: _

SO:

FCK the chatbox and FCK everyone you play with. <-----remember this!

**You gotta worry about YOU. **DAMN MAN FORGET your jungler. if he comes...GOOD FOR YOU, if he doesn't %&CK HIM. if your midlane didn't ping mia....&^ck him too. You gotta worry about you, you gotta ward, you gotta ping, you gotta ping the champion in teamfight so they dont lose focus right as it starts, you gotta ping the towers to grab, you gotta make sure your lane wins, you gotta make sure you're roaming and getting kills AND most importantly worrying about how you can get that tower. Fuck the rest of your team, they probably fed top 3x to riven because she's too "stronk" and they need gank, well screw that lane...worry about you, and turn off allchat. and dont even mess with anyone on your team. dont talk to them ignore them , dont bother saying anything if you can humanly possibly avoid it. PLAY your shit, play what you're beast mode at, are you awesome with lux mid but you know you're gonna get countered so the team is pressuring you to pick someone else, well scew THEM, they don't know how beast you are. You'll shut down your opponent easy.. If you don't well scewyour teammates in the first place. Told you not to rely on them (figuratively....this IS a teamgame after all) but dont expect michael or rachel to ping for you or take control of what you can just as well do.

In the end, worry about what YOU can improve, catch your mistakes, and STAY ALIVE, at all costs. ddo whatever it takes to NOT feed, and if that means ditching an ally cuz they went too deep in jungle and they expected you to chase the enemy...then fuck your ally, he's stupid for chasing with no vision and incoming collapse anyways..plus waste of time you could be pushing somewhere else. Don't worry about KILLS. worry about how soon you can take out that nexus and what it would take to take it out. Where can you send pressure, where can you ward to keep yourself aware at all costs.

DO: type gj whenever you feel like it, but otherwise dont waste your voice, but a "gj" does help moral. But also, not talking won't make anything worse so staying silent is always an option

Bullet Notes (with extra info): Forget about your damn jungler Forget about your damn midlaner's mia's Forget about your damn support Forget about your damn Adc Forget about your damn role that you're NOT Forget about your damn chatbox Forget about your damn your teams wards Forget life

IMPROVE: -your cs -your warding -your death count -your champ select phase -your roles....please....don't play soloqueue if you can only do one champ. I carried myself with kalista and yasuo exclusively......but I just as easily went voli top/jg sejuani, thresh, blitz, midlaners...you name it....i'lll fill it without a problem. -your lane shoving -opponenent guessing (takes time but easy to figure out what an enemies next move are if you're in a bad situation and you feel there's an incoming juke, or you know there's X about to happen, learn anticipating them. -your chitchat, seriously...just DON'T TALK you're only gettin out of bronze right, so what could they possibly have to say that you feel forced to reply to. -your computer: are you running slow shit ? don't play ranked with your 15 fps toaster, you'll never even last hit let alone be teamcoordinated. -learn your champions -use that 2 min-5 min window of time and go watch some xxx and come back with a fresh mindset that's not "ready to lose" -they say take breaks, yeah sure why not. -fuck everyone

**TIPS: WHO TO CARRY WITH RIGHT NOW ? (Here comes the reality of what will carry you out of bronze or mid tier ranks and before anyone says "well you can get fed with all the other champs too ya know...well fk you cuz i dont care who you carry with."

TOP:

MID:

**JUNGLE: **

**ADC: ** I personally spammed my way through rank with Kalista. I'm sittin on 80+ games for her this season, though I know I can do more. These three champs are currently really easy to abuse. Kalita = Kite Jinx= Bullshit to deal with. Graves: Cuz fuck you too bursty ass piece of shit. You can add my squad boy as well OH and of course....this chick:

**SUPPORT: ** I was gonna leave this section blank, cuz in all honesty, FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Support, even though i play it A LOT. and i actually do mean that, but GOD DAMN in ranked.....when I'm support and I'm like "omfg if only i played kalista right now instead of this shitty ass Miss Fortune who got her skin with grandpa's gift card for walmart...>>" BUT....if you need to carry as support, just KILL SHIT:

THESE CHAMPIONS are enough to carry games. Trust.

I chose these champions because most of them are just total bullshit.....yi...tryndamere.....fiora...once they are up 2 kills, for you it's only uphill honestly ASSUMING you are a smart player who uses his advantage very well...if you got two kills cuz you pressed R on fiora...you're just gonna get raped in the next teamfight...bronzies are dumb......but they still know how to just kill someone when they need to. don't assume you're playing with all 12 year olds...most the people are 18 or higher and can rationalize (although not all jesus have mercy) but yeah....just....pick one of these and just carry hard...if you play a champ not listed here, then doesn't mean i left it out. all the champions can arguably do well. But I'd switch to jungling if zac had 60% win rate.....so be realistic, play a champ that's KNOWN to win....if sejuani is open and you know how to use her, just play her and win...seriously....

TIP: Pick champions with either CC or really good AOE damage. An ideal champion for soloqueue to master (whom i should seriously buy next) would be Brand. Brand is the definition of quality soloqueue material for the bronze. Oh man....where do I start, and I don't even have him, but he's great early game and late game, I mean if you lasted into late game because you couldn't finish up, well just pop that R into 4/5 of the enemy champs. there goes %50 hp or more gone from probably their whole team. which your team will easily clean up, if your pillar's didn't finish somebody off already. So yeah, CC/AOE = CARRY material

Next section: LEARN...................2..................BUILD (L2B)

If you look at my normals, I love to mess around with runes masteries on champs and buy items you don't conventionally see....for fun.........in normals......not ranked...before you hop in ranked and complain about losing, you HAVE to make sure that your losses aren't coming from your build. In all fairness itemization is very easy to find on mobafire or those other sites. and most the time they are 95% accurate on what pulls the strength of a champion, the 5% is situation items/niche items that can be swapped per champion per preference, an example of this is two seperate guides" one promoting the statick shiv, the other guide promoting a phantom dancer. Both equally good items on an adc.You have to make sure you KNOW how to build at ALLL levels of the game.

Is there team super CC oriented (plan for cleanse in champ select/Qss/merc treads/Banshee) I went top yasuo against a vladimir, I'll find the game and post link to it later...crushed him. (How ? yasuo melee, vlad lifesteal, his burst, and range..how did you kill him and WIN lane) I came extremely prepared to lane, started off in champ select, took cleanse instead of flash. So i ran ignite cleanse, multiple reasons, I trust my ability to counter build and escape/ward to avoid deaths at all cost early/mid game. Also, ignite would stop his lifesteal etc.. anyways. Counterbuilding, counter itemizing, counter spelling. These things DO matter...they really do.

If you're gettin raped mid by a zed, why havent you russhed a zhonya/Qss. Please dont ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever rush a rabadon on anyone mid, EVER, please. I don't feel like explaining other than" it scales off your AP and thats it, no spike to your kit functionality or nothing to help you deal with enemy damage, your mana, your cdr, all things that you wanna maximize your potential early game BEFORE you move on to raw damage stats boosters and crushers. Final heartfelt message: When's the last time your bronze teams were smart 10 games in a row, they weren't, they never were....AND look bruv, if you TRULY are meant to leave bronze, you will period. It won't take that long if you followed my tips. if you TRULY did shut the f up and focus on yourself....you'll notice better results

PS: YOU WILL LOSE GAMES.....that's a fact of life and honestly tough shit...it sucks but you simply can't just win all your games. You'll get afk's as much as the enemies do. Same amount of trolls as someone else's bad fortune. But remember that losing happens and just find your mistakes

---SideNote: In response to someone saying that everything I wrote is the reason people like HIM are stuck in bronze aka "because of no teamwork"

_QUEUE OBAMA VOICE: My fellow american (or not) you know.....League is ALL ABOUT teamwork in the end. nobody takes down every single tower themselves...UNLESS you're nasus with 1.5+K stacks and just walking down mid lane ending game at 65 mins. I'm not promoting "dont ever be a teammate" mindset...i'm saying "BE THE ALLY, that your allies NEED." Do NOT worry about how good they are cuz their elo will take them to where they need to be anyways....but focus on YOU and how you can be the greatest ally ever....without shouting, without typing and standing still 500x/game. Say GJ when you need to and ping etc...that's all it takes, is a little focus on the game and yourself. And things will go smooth. even in defeat, you'll know why you lost and you won't get mad about it _

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I wanna say thanks to everyone who upvoted so generously and contributed to giving more tips to which I edited my post several times to actually make it quite extensive in terms of help. So thanks, bitches....and if you read this far down, then definately drop a +1 and I hope that you can truly understand the deeper meaning to what I wrote and really what IS important.

MOST IMPORTANTLY: H_ave fun on the rift, league is all about creating a new story within each new lobby._

ABOUT ATTACHMENT: If you look at the attachement, that's the RECENT games from a popular streamer who's currently Diamond 3, and he lost 4 ranked games in a row, going 0/10 (i don't know how that happened) USING his most reknown main: Udyr. Shortly after those loss, he went and won like 5 in a row or 4. All this to say: Losing happens, at all ranks. Streaks come and go.

Don't despair....

-Truth On Em'