Get out of Bronze fast!!!!

Are you a bronzie like me? Does everybody in your team suck, and everyone in the enemy team are OBVIOUSLY smurfs? Are you STUCK in elo hell, even though you should definitely be diamond? Then do I have a solution for you. Introducing the never-seen-before BROTATIONS. This bad boy lets you and your trusty lacky scrub support give the enemy wet noodle more SLAPPAGE than he has ever seen before. How does this work, you ask? Simple. When in champ select (ESPECIALLY in ARAM) just call out "brotations or feed". Then proceed to go too and BROSTOMP your lane. You'll be where you belong on no time at all.

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