BYE ELO HELL :)
My record from my 1st 2 seasons (S3 and S4) were 89 - 138. I started season 5 117 - 288. I'm ending season 5 in the positive, as of right now 355 - 339. Bringing my total record to 444 - 477!
Within the next 100 matches I play, I will have a positive overall record. For all those who are trapped in elo hell, let me be your motivation.
Bronze 5 was all I every knew, I was sure it would be my whole League of Legends career.
And now LP gains and losses for Silver are 1
cyclone away, 1 accelerated
blast away, 1
spirit fire away, 1
instant melt away from being positive!!!!!
It took me 4 college rule 70 page notebooks of Wiki and official site research to get to this point... and the journey has been worth.
THERE IS AN ESCAPE FROM HELL!!! BELIEVE IN YOURSELF BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU! (just don't believe in yourself if you're against me, because I'm really a try hard now and refuse to lose even with a troll on my team lol)
From 1 hopeless Bronze 5 noob to another, the Silver League awaits you!
What is Elo Hell exactly? When your LP loss is double your LP gain because your MMR is way lower than your current level of play. Where you can win 8 matches in a row, only gaining 40 lp, but 1 loss is -20.

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for every champ I played. I also not once ever bought a defensive item. So I was glass no matter what champ I used.
ult'd to my lane allowing his
to recall and forcing me to retreat under my turret and attempt to recall. He finished off my minion wave and dived me under my turret, easy kill since I was using
. I waited for his 1st attack, used my QE to close the gap and stun, activated my W the turret hit him about 4 or 5 times.
, or at the very least would have known that I'd stun him if he walked too deep into turret range so he would just cast the occasional tongue lash just to interrupt my recall a few times from the bush behind the turret, being fully aware of turret range.
with a
and no
challenges
. And lets say that the Swain and Olaf were afk for i dunno, 45 minutes. They bot run mid, and it's an easy double kill. I know this is a ridiculous situation, but it is possible. Well I think I met your criteria sooo...